Fiefdom? Fuck, thot deleting 
and making an account here would get me away from “landed gentry”. Of course the tankie instance wants to invade hexbear like ruZZia into cry me a. Your mods don’t even enforce the anti-horny policy. This place is a joke now with all your brigading. Maybe the ziq alts website is above this kinda thing.
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I'm just a small mum and pop feudalist , trying to make my way in the world, but my serfs keep using the word "Lord" against me as a slur
Without lords, how would anybody be able to till the fields to live? 
Ugh, simply because you’re enslaving them gives them NO RIGHT to mistender you as proper LANDLADY. I hope they fling you into the ocean in a trebuchet but respectfully.
Actually I don't like the leader of the serfs who's trying to erode my right to my fields which my serfs work on because I think he's just jealous that a #GirlBoss Lady HornyOnMain, is upsetting the gender roles in the modern Europe.
It's literally 1566, and it's time to show men that girls can do it* too!
[*Brutally exploit serfs to do back breaking work for me for their entire lives so I can live a life of comfort]
*Imagine a funny bit about a rich aristocratic french lady going "It's her turn!" to celebrate Queen Elizabeth I coming to power*
That sounded like ESREVER SEXISM to me which is UNacceptable. Women shouldn’t”t repress men. If you don’t replicate him with a FEmale so it’s only femails holding womyn back, all the way down, your %BossGirl license will be rewoked.
this was quite the exchange, admirable posting prowess
The Great Poster Theory proven correct yet again.
Fiefdom? Sorry I'm a bottom. Please inform me when the Fiefsub is available to join thank you.
BDSM where I get ~~serfs~~ I mean subs to work in a field to make my life comfortable
TL;DR: 
"Lady HornyOnMain says get in the fucking fields serf"
😳
works fields submissively
try not to 
for monarchists challenge FAIL 
I only did that ONE TIME and he bought me a plush bubble tea toy. I'm still a girl boss I swear! 
Oh yeah? I’ll bet the POWER DYNAMICS were mutually agreed upon, too. And the plush toy was UNexpectedly SWEET GIFT that made you feel like a VALUED PARTNER. Doesn’t sound very &BossyGurl 2 ME!
Look you, I was given a choice to be his equal or his pet. I chose the later. RESPECT MY AGENCY! 
Agency? 
You work for the SEA EYE AYY?!? 
The alphabet gang is here and we're ready to politely ask if nazism can be tolerated in the spirit of democracy and tolerance thnx.
The grain will be short this year, me lady, the lord has not blessed us with rains
strange, your neighbours saw you hoarding your wheat though
How does it feel to be a real poster's poster?
The people's poster if you will
giving the lord(ess? is lord gender neutral) the grain rn
Wouldn't it be Lady? Like lord and lady of the manor? Or maybe Dame? Dame HornyOnMain?
LANDLEECH is gender neutral KEEP your amber waves of grain and DO NOT SUBMIT to the UNJUST authority
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That feel when Hexbear is devolving back into feudalism. 😨
Federfication was a MISTAKE now you all have to chant “HOM HOM HOM HOM HOM HOM” until she’s says 
you could have had cornmunism but NO
Ngl when I first saw this I completely cracked up laughing and couldn't think of anything better to add so just didn't reply, best comment in the thread lmao
do u need a spymaster? i can post my linkedin if u want
Do you have at least 3 years experience with interrogating revolting peasants?
saying they are revolting is kinda rude, you could just say you're not attracted to them smh
Hey leave room for us C-listers who are favorite to like 5 people on the entire platform.
Where my rats at 
Wait is there a rat enthusiast community on here?
duzans of them
I fucking love rats 😭 had 8 of the little pocket puppies during lockdown. My precious boys 🥰
POCKET PUPPIES is a Gr8 term. Rats make for WOMDERFUL pets. 
Truly nature's silly little guys 😇
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Honorable Peer and most extravagant master of this expansive thread,
accordant to the customs of the realm and our monarch's dire need for resources in the coming campaign against the burghers, the Lady of this Fief and her sworn attendants are humbly requested for 31 posts of service in the megathread. should it be decided by the nobles & soverign to retain thine service, a worthy compensation will be rendered every additional 15 posts!
~Your Majesty, the Hexagonal Bear 
I shall martial my best! Serfs, I command you to get onto it and post right now! https://hexbear.net/post/363455
I expect you to use your powers wisely, and for the benefit of all 
stick insects attempt to bow to your glory, get distracted by sudden wind, start swaying instead
please let me work your fields ma'am
right away my good serf, here are your farming tools: 
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