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The best athlete sponsorship (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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Link to the source: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720

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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 169 points 10 months ago (3 children)

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TIL I'm a woman.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affirming_the_consequent

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I need to remember this on my next date.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Powerful Magicks... Don't go talking to the Mage's Guild about this.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.

Farewell.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 161 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 124 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Big Parma" heh

[–] protist@mander.xyz 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine

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[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

...anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! Let's go fuck that cheese!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s a gouda idea!

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These photos feel so... gosh, what's the right word ... corny?

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cheesy!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cheesy!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Spicy? I think it's pretty spicy tbh.

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[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

It looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not AI. It's real. She's just Italian.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 36 points 10 months ago

It's not AI. It's real. Source in Italian:

https://www.parmigianoreggiano.com/it/news/parmigiano-reggiano-giorgia-villa-olimpiadi-tokyo/

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago (12 children)

These are so odd they look AI generated.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can't help but think they could've made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My god, lol. That's some good business sense though.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If I lacked morals and self respect I'd be a very wealthy man indeed.

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[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I think you should spend less time on the Internet.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This looks like AI, I know it isn't, but it's just bizarre enough that my brain goes "nope can't be real."

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?

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[–] bathroomconnoisseur@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)

One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

jfc isn't that like a 100lb wheel of cheese?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

~80lbs is the usual weight.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

and she's hugging it like it's a teddy bear lol

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[–] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.

Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.

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[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but these pictures remind me of AI generated (not saying they are)!

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wow! She demolished that cheese wheel, how long did it take her to eat that much cheese?

[–] NaibofTabr 31 points 10 months ago

Truly she is the Dragonborn

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[–] Seraph@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

She's Italian. So... yup.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It ain’t easy being cheesy.

[–] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Do want

Also the lady seems alright, I guess

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