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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You can just say ADHD

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"Life gave me a Madcatz controller"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here

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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?

Does not compute.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 11 points 10 months ago

Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

They were formerly gifted at that, too

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Night shift?

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Does espresso count more or less?

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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 10 months ago

99% of Tumblr

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[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sleep until noon? In this economy?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Do more crime

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck off, I'm still gifted

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I drink cold brew, thank you very much

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.

That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.

Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.

But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.

[–] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 months ago

I feel so seen

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.

We have dismissed this claim.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

There are two kinds of bi people:

I'm not gay, but...

And:

Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!

Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you try it, you’ll like it :)

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did, and I did not

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

Good on you for trying!

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.

That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

oh god, they found me, too

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Huh. Neat.

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago

The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Gay and coldbrew, thank you

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

stfu and leave. me. ALONE!

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