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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 115 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 102 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Nothing bad about that.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] sxan@midwest.social 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] sxan@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

It smells pretty ok as far as farts goes like most obligate vegetarian animals.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 21 points 7 months ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kilometers_OBrien@startrek.website 10 points 7 months ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 7 months ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[–] shonn@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[–] Quexotic 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

so, she's gonna die doing this, right?

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

I see no way this could turn out poorly.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago

Horse girl finally becomes part horse.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

remove it fast until the horse shit