same but for everything in my life.
i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.
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I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.
Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.
Ah see, I talk to my cat when I'm at home. It isn't just me talking to myself, it's enrichment for my little furry buddy!
If it helps you focus, it's just another form of rubber ducking
Please. Rubber ducking. Someone?
It's when you talk through a problem with an inanimate object, traditionally a rubber duck. The process of explaining the problem can help you organize your thoughts and identify otherwise elusive problems. It's a common technique used by programmers debugging their code.
Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?
No.
Chat, am I cooked?
Clip that, chat.
My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin' to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.
Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we're cookin' now - I'm all rizzed up”
It's fine until the audience starts talking back.
chat is this real?
chat, are you real?
Chat, are you for real?
Isn't that statistically what most twitch streamers do
"Normal"? Probably.
Good? Probably not.
I don't think it's that bad if you're trying to solve a problem. Still, I would whisper rather than say it out loud.
I have thought about showing off my gigantic single player creative mode Minecraft map through a live stream for years, I spent most of my free time over a decade of manually just building huge, huge structures.
And pretending to show it off to a live stream, talking about it and explaining it makes it easier to remember what/why/how I built stuff...
Anon wants to livestream
You want to livestream
You should both livestream
I think they'd make a cute couple
Which could make for a more lucrative live stream if they're into that..
Twitch doesn't allow porn.
Give it a few more years
Other places do, though.
Two platforms, double the monetisation of the things you enjoy until every single bit of your life has been consumed by capitalism.
I used to do this as a kid constantly before streaming ever existed.
Taking a piss outside? Literally competing for the longest piss distance tournament and taking the gold.
Are you still winning?
🤣 😂 😃 😐 🙁 😟 😥 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
I'd always narrate what I was building with legos.
Title
Some kind of battle scene, inevitably. Sometimes a wall would be involved. Other times a bridge. Often both.
Old people used to do this too. Back then it was called an internal monologue.
Might as well just stream
At that point just hit record and decide later if you want to post some parts of it.
Wil help build confidence to start streaming.
I think that's just thinking out loud or talk to yourself. It's another story if OOP overreact on every turn though.
I used to do it a lot as a teenager. For everything in my life. Now much less. I wonder why.
....we don't all do this?
If you learn your ways of speech from streamers and YouTube videos, and all of them talk in 2nd person to their audience, then your learned language will sound very similar to the English you listened to.
I would love for someone to listen to me talk
If you're in the US, the NSA has your back. If you're not, the NSA probably still has your back.
When I play wrestling video games at night, I turn off commentary and just do it myself. My daughter walked in on me and was looking at me like I was nuts
Maybe not normal, but as long as you know that the audience isn't there, it's a harmless kind of weird 🤷
So go for it, fake gay guy!
I sometimes do it while I work, talking like I'm recording a video tutorial.
I did that when playing EU4 for some time. I have probably watched too many let's players, lol.
yeah, I also like to make up a fake portal-esque story when playing something like people playground.