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[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago

The lawmakers are afraid of the competition

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (8 children)

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Dildo inspector at work:

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

Well for butt plugs you have:

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