How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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In my case, at least one
If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?
In a row?
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: literally gay
Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon
fake because tim is marrying a girl
Real and bi
One of the few anon stories that seems plausible
Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?
Edit: a word
I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.
Yeah, I'm over 40. SpongeBob didn't exist when I was in high school.
Hmmm with this we can deduce that SpongeBob was created sometime after 40 year olds went to highschool but before 30 year olds went to highschool 🤔
And you think it's weird that people under 40 are on the internet? I'm almost 30 and SpongeBob has been on since I was in daipers
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SpongeBob first aired in 1999, so if you were born '81 or later, it was probably on when you were in high school. But yeah if you're in your mid-late 40s you would have just missed it.
Yeah I’m Songebob, middle school didn’t exist when I was 30
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This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.
1999 grandpa. Anyone born after 1981 will have had the option of SpongeBob. That having been said it wasn't until the mid to late 2010s that I remember seeing grown ass adults obsessed with, and spouting lines from, a children's cartoon from 1999. So mostly 90s kids.
In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other
That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think
CHOO CHOO
Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!
Tim is getting married at ~22?
Is that strange where you are from?
Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.
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In Lesotho that’s practically middle-aged.
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Americans marry early. And often.
Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.
"hear me out man"
"I have an idea for a great prank."
If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual
What about touching other peoples' dicks?
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