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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 101 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What if there were also a bear?

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

They're cuddly!

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The bear deserves better food

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The bear can just use him as a chew toy.

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you'd almost certainly miss.

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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 5 months ago

Now isn’t that precious

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 85 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago

Villains all the more.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I can’t say for sure, but I have no reason to doubt that.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 82 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.

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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.

Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (9 children)

It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

No that's Gollum, from smash hit video game "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lol that's wild. What color is your Bugatti now mother f*cker lol

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"

"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."

The death penalty is kind for men like this.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.

Projection

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 5 months ago

"Peak alpha male"

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What living in Romania does to a mfr.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 19 points 5 months ago

It’s a nice.

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[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 44 points 5 months ago

Looks more like andrew Taint to me.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (6 children)
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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

I bet that's what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] Famko@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Off brand Vsauce Michael to me

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

That is an insult to Babish.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 months ago

he looks like he's one of those trolls that live under bridges

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Is this a recent picture? Because I'm pretty sure he's back on YouTube talking shit like an edgy 13 year old...

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

He should use that picture in his "BRUV" party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He probably goes around asking women to guess what's in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

That's what I read on Facebook, so it must be true

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

You're average sewer rat king is better groomed than that.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn't Gollum find the ring in a lake?

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.

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