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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There is no elite prime plan for climate change, bitch.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In the end, without some kind of society to support you, all you can do with your wealth is stick it up your ass.

(Like not you zarathustra0, the figurative "you".)

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty confused actually, how do I get the 20 rolls of quarters out of my asshole?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You go back in time and slap yourself for thinking of doing something so stupid.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, they're doing their best to replace society with LLMs.

They seem to have a pretty good stranglehold on it in the mean time, though.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Fun fact: this is how fire fighters used to be.

There'd be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who'd then bill the customer/customer's insurance company.

Edit: typo.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Fact: Yes.

Fun: Not so much.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There is a scene in gangs of new york that pretty accurately shows how some fire fighters worked back then.

https://youtu.be/e6eDVsl8Kp4

[–] troybot@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

City where I live burned to the ground TWO times so they finally established a fire department in the 1800s

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 32 points 6 months ago

Remember, according to their followers California deserves this for being heathens. Not the flood in NC though, or the hurricane in FL. Those are just flukes, but anyone in CA deserves it according to them. Even this guy.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is indistinguishable from satire for me. I honestly can't tell if it is or isn't.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

It ain't going to get any easier either.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] recreationalcatheter@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

We should know this is the way... Mother nature is cooking them for us ffs

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

But first, roast the rich!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

For as much as authoritarians and the GOP voters hate California, a lot of them live there. Just another facet of their "Rules for thee" lifestyle.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Think of Trump, a billionaire New York real estate mogul, who's made his career off the support of people who... hate rich city-dwellimg developers.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Some of them are leaving - and making a big spectacle of it and using their departure to feed into the lie that "EvErYoNe iS LeAviNg CaLiFoRniA!!1!"

But I wish more of the really obnoxious ones would leave. The reasonable Republicans/moderate conservatives? I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective. That's good for the state. But the reactionary hard-core cult members can fuck right off.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective.

I wish conservatism wasn't the only different perspective being promoted. It's the gateway to all the bullshit happening everywhere.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

I mean I absolutely hate and despise NY despite living there for 26 years. I finally had the opportunity to move away and did but it was a solid 8 years before I could.

I’m sure there are Californians who feel the same.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

ironically Wasser, of course means water in German ... Wasserman will pay any amount.. for water

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

"what do you mean money cant solve side effects of climate crisis"

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 9 points 6 months ago

Crassus: laughs maniacally

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Thinking big and thinking ahead are woke, I want to throw money at any problem instead.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Fake, but funny.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hasn't California had super majority democratic rule for like ten years straight? Why is op complaining on Trump supporter?

[–] anthropomorphized@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trump withholds aid from states he didn't win, or governor's he doesn't like. Regressive climate policy in general, remember when he said Cali should rake the forest. X poster wasn't satire, and vocally supports a regime that will abandon him to flames

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://ballotpedia.org/Party_control_of_California_state_government

Looks like they have had trifecta (3/3) and two thirds control for last 33 years... But sure 4 years of Trump did this.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

California has adopted a responsible climate agenda. Unfortunately, there's the rest of the country not doing this.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://x.com/jimmy_dore/status/1877783387076956492

How about disaster prevention additions? Increased budget for lafd, or has the budget been cut......

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I said California, and you are changing the scope. But yeah, that was a bad move to take money from the FD.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Well the scope for California is the same...

https://www.newsweek.com/gavin-newsom-cut-100m-fire-prevention-budget-before-california-fires-2012980

"The 2024-25 California state budget, which Governor Gavin Newsom signed into law in June 2024, slashed funding for wildfire and forest resilience by $101 million as part of a series of cutbacks according to an analysis by the state's Legislative Analyst's Office"