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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 220 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Is she trying to say "I am, baby"? Do people abbreviate like that?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 76 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I think the "I'm baby" is the result of using voice to text while she's in the car on the way home. I don't think she's crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

Yeah I know. She's probably freaking out if her mind and just trying to focus on getting home to her daughter.

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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

I was thinking “I’m busy”?

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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

She’s certainly no parent.

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 201 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mom too busy edging to reply properly

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] makyo@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

“K”

“I’m baby”?

Did she mean “I’m busy”?

If so this is messed up.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I thought maybe it's "I am, baby"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago (7 children)

yeah, auto correct too "i m baby" and made it I'm baby

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Hope so. That would be far better.

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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn't text well?

"K", and "I am baby"?

[–] Twiglet@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing it's supposed to be "I am, baby" (in response to 'are you coming home') but written in a panicked haste.

Anyone thinking she'd have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid's in danger is delusional.

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 4 months ago
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 44 points 4 months ago

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“He's gonna here me” omg not even time for basic grammar anymore? -s

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Lol could you imagine if the mom hit her back with "Hear*"

[–] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 37 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The intruder bolder, and moments later, police arrived.

What?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago (4 children)

It's a typo. The intruder was a *boulder.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PEBBLE!

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Supposed to be "bolted"

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 20 points 4 months ago

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking why she didn't just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn't hear her

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure which part you'd want me to change lol

E: It's a joke about the spelling on the texts, isn't it

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 25 points 4 months ago

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 months ago

"I'm baby" yup I feel that.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Who is bebby?

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.

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