Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
Web of links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
The only critique I have is that there should have also been an iPad with a minimum 25% tip.
Don’t forget the convenience charge, then there’s a booking fee, as well as payment processing fee to top it off
I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.
Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for "visiting their facilities".
When I feel a little sick in the morning, I text my boss from the bed, turn off the alarms and sleep all day. Finland.
Imagine a guy with lots of money taking a job and getting a doctors note daily just to fuck with the place, and when they fire him he successfully sues them so they have to keep him on even though he never actually clocks in for any reason.
Ah man, that'd be funny.
I'm reading a book by Philip K. Dick ("Ubik"), where everything in the fictional future is coin operated: doors, toasters, showers, everything.
Feels like he either predicted this world we live in, or caused it.
If you think that's amazing there was this guy in the mid 1800s that was a penpal of president Lincoln that predicted the hell we currently live in.
Who was that? Or any more details? I'm intrigued!
Edit: do you just mean marx? That's less intriguing, not wrong, but less intriguing.
Amazing book, btw. Like one long fever dream.
I'm like 3/4 of the way through it and yes. I'm surprised at all the turns it's taken already and just how floaty the characters are. Probably a lot of parallels with how I understand the author's life got in the 60s. ☮
Posting this meme costs $10
This comment cost me $15
Reading this comment costs $2 per read
Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20
Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought
I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.
I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn't getting my money! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total
plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)
.... and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn't you?
Thinking like a true Ferengi.
$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding
We're billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.
Almost had him. Forgot they're immune to ~~jedi mind tricks~~ telepathy.
*dabo
Good catch ... always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi
After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.
Rent: $1,500
Electric: $150
Internet: $100
Gas: $160
Food: $400
Phone: $60
Insurance: $166(per month over 6 months)
Total: $84 a day.
Hundred bucks a week for food? For 1 person?
That's only $14 a day, I think that's fair.
Depends a bit, but yes? My weekly groceries is like $150+ (closer to $170 or so most weeks) for two of us, and that's living in a pretty shit-ass cheap state.
And that's why I only leave the house to find food
Food costs quadruple
I had been in the US for a few weeks last summer, it felt like this.
Amazon will undercut that guy and let you exist for $63.
Only until Amazon runs them out of business, then it's up to $75 with a 10% increase each year
Nah... they'll keep the $63 plan, but also offer you a $75 ad-free plan that reduces the ads to 20 hours a day.
Wouldn't be so bad if I had lots of 70 dollars to give.
You could also opt into the subscription model for $12.95 per month. $15.95 without ads (there are totally ads but, like, maybe a few less).
Feudalism come back like crabgrass, because people who figure out how to benefit from it are far more motivated than those of us who just want to live. Pro tip: Rebrand it as Freedom!
Stay there! You won't find such a cheap place ever again!
More accurately would be “I just made 1.50 of you specifically doing that right there.”