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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

War on drugs - drugs won

War on terror - terror won

War on woke - 🀞

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's never been about defeating those things, it's about expanding power using them as an excuse.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly.

  1. War on Drugs - reduce minority voice in government
  2. War on Terror - PATRIOT Act, or whatever its current incarnation is
  3. War on Woke - probably government access to medical records and/or privacy generally, but I guess we'll see
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

War on Drugs - reduce minority voice in government

And increase incarceration of certain people to expand legal slavery under the 13th amendment.

expand legal slavery

Maybe in some states, but in many (most?), they just become a burden on taxpayers.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

War on poverty 😬

Considering how tired and sleepy I feel, they may be winning this one.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

interesting

[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His one job was to create profit for weapons manufacturers and he did that job very very well

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His job was to do Israel’s bidding and remove Saddam.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Saddam and his family were genuinely awful, to be fair.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yes, but that’s not really why they removed him.

Plenty of horrible people ruling countries that America has no interest in removing as it doesn’t suit their needs.

Yeah, like Russia...

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You're right, they don't go in and remove every dictator, and this one was because they had an ulterior motive.

Nonetheless, they did a good thing.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I always say, I celebrate Saddam getting fucked hard while still realizing the whole thing was fucked up. Especially since it was lead by a moron / lunatic

That's a nice side effect.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Declaring war on a concept has never gone well for the states, has it? Drugs, terror, women, the list goes on.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

The war against woman is sadly going strong right now. More than drugs and etc ever has.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Declaring war on a concept has never gone well ~~for the states~~, has it?

Ftfy.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Matter of perspective. Ask halliburton how's it going...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

The US isn't known for winning wars historically.

Seems like it has worked pretty well:

  1. Vietnam/Korea/etc - most people hate communism
  2. War on Drugs - police get to arrest minorities, and felons don't get to vote (suppress minority vote)
  3. War on Terror - PATRIOT Act is still alive and well, it just has different names now

With the right perspective, they seem pretty successful to me, you just need to peek behind the curtain.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Declaring war on anything. They need the Europeans to invite them to the final hours of one to chalk a W.

[–] Mniot@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I'm holding out hope that we can still turn it around and defeat Santa Claus

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Just like the "war on drugs" was never about stopping drugs, this was never about stopping terrorism.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

When you wage a war on an enemy, you win when the enemy is dead. When you wage a war on an idea, there's no final end point.

[–] tkmtlmike@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, man! He said war OF Terror...

[–] Patrik@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 months ago

What is anon complaining about he did his job. He declared the war. Then he kicked the can down the road for someone else to get the job of winning it.

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stepskippin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

New skill unlocked: "Lie with energy and in a few years fact checking becomes diabolical."

[–] Meep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

First they funded, supported, and grew the terrorism, and THEN, they fought the terrorism. Then they funded other terrorists. But it's always in countries with natural resources they want.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are we really going back this far, right at this moment?

[–] Kurroth@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Mate, I was traumatised when Dragonball z and PokΓ©mon were interrupted before school and this dude was on all the TV stations.

Nothing has been any good sense.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not that far back at all. Most events we know about, everyone who remembers it are dead. This idiot lives in many people's memories today, and we're still dealing with some of the consequences.

And his brother was even the establishment favorite to win until Trump took over everything.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago

Gonna be honest, the idiom/meme "had one job" is almost never correct or appropriate and the role of president is certainly a situation where it does not apply. I find it irksome, most of the time, when people say/type it, without actually thinking things through and applying it appropriately. Don't care if it is an unpopular opinion because it is a fact that it is used incorrectly the vast majority of the time and haters gonna hate, only true appreciators gonna appreciate.