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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 144 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Correct answer: Lay off everyone. The new project will be coded solely by AI. πŸ’― hired.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fire the asshole, split their work with the remaining 2 employees. Give yourself a raise.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The asshole sounds like the only one competent or doing the work

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 3 points 2 months ago

Mozilla CEO is that you?

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 61 points 2 months ago

I think the correct answer is:

So you don’t want to hire me for my leadership skills you just want me to be the face of your decisions? You’ve already decided the asshole needs to move first, why not just move him yourself?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The not alone condition does not apply if manager is with them

  1. take asshole
  2. take bore, but return with asshole
  3. take idiot
  4. take asshole.
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 months ago

I love this idea of the asshole getting transferred to a new project, removed from said project shortly after, only to be put back on the project after another short period.

Haha! Take that, asshole!

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is simple.

  1. Take the bore.
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

You prefer another way?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

But if this kills you it will lead to the fall of Westeros.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, which of the three is the Team Lead?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ouch

But fair

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I'd have gone with the idiot

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A team lead is an idiot, an asshole, and a bore all wrapped up in one. Source: I'm a team lead.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I leave interview because in this question I'm not the team lead but just tool that take orders.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said β€œwho” not β€œwhom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

no you didn't get the job

but the CEO position is yours if you want

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Honestly this is the most sane take. If the asshole can't work with 2/3 of the team then they need to GTFO. I don't have the time or mental bandwidth to deal with shit like that.

Source: director of both the IT and software departments

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 01189998819991197253 6 points 2 months ago

I will migrate myself directly into a new company. Byeeeeeee

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 months ago
[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I leave them all behind

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The solution is asshole first, bore second, idiot last.

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

In this scenario, you probably wouldn't want the idiot to be the last to leave the old project. Leave the bore for last, to wrap it up. Also, introducing the bore last to the new project allows the whole team to learn from the idiot's mistakes, for which the asshole is well aware of by that time.