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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does this image cause cognitive dissonance? Don’t worry. We simply redefine the word imperialism to make it definitionally not inclusive of these countries. Problem solved and it definitely won’t make us sound like lunatics to normal people!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen racism reframed in a similar manner. It feels a bit sketchy

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBH, redefining racism as "prejudice plus power" in an academic setting is way more useful, otherwise most "anti-racism" scolars would be researching the negative effects of PoC making fun of unseasoned food.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

That does make sense, but it's just that some try to redefine it in regular conversations which has the exact same behaviour be either racism or not racism, depending on who says it and who is the recipient. And that just makes it weird, it goes against the common definition.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Here's a fun fact: Every country is west of something, because we live on a sphere. It's just a matter of degree. I can go to New York from California by going west. It'll just take longer.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

irregularly shaped ellipsoid

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

That’s the moons of mars.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

The objectively correct answer

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Check out Mr. Round Earth over here.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Spheroid propaganda.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To be fair: there is an imperialism definition by a Russian guy that conveniently excludes Russian imperialism

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

its not imperialism or genocide when you thump a different type of bible while you're doing it. Commies and tankies agree.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

"I will fight the thing defined by big countries getting bigger by letting different big countries get bigger."

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That has to be satire, right? No way is someone that dense.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your instance is still federated with grad, isn't it? Go take a look lol.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

@sovietfangirl

And into the trash that opinion goes.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry liberals, but this is true. Politics only has two sides: America, and communism. And if you won't support AES states like Russia, China, North Korea, Afghanistan, and Puerto Rico, then you're an American neoliberal.

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an idiot, I'm curious why Puerto Rico got lumped in with these other countries?

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 13 points 2 months ago

Puerto Rico is a socialist utopia and about as far from USA imperialist ideology as you can get. I mean, just listen to the name, it's so nonwhite!

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago

It's so like westerners to appropriate the cultural innovations of the Assyrians and claim it as they're own.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Hot take: non-white people are often racist

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Often" is a bit too generalising for me. Non-white people can be racist, that's true, just as white people can. Any race has good and bad people.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Originally I wrote "can" but that sounded like it was giving permission to be racist. Nobody should be classifying individuals based on their race. Bigotry is always bad - just because you're in the minority doesn't excuse you from the standards we set for everyone.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Ah, the ol' can/may conundrum. Every English teacher's favourite

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I'd just say that people everywhere all quite often racist

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All these tankies are happy Trump is in power now, right?

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some of them are probably Russian bots and prop anyone regardless of tankies or MAGA, so long as the polarisation destabilises the West.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It must be said that those imperialist eastern nations all have absolutely fire flags

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Username checks out.