this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
875 points (99.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32437 readers
3527 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 43 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] superkret@feddit.org 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house...

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I'm totally gonna name it this!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Someone set my neighbor's shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

are you the person making the schools dress code?!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would it matter if you're cis?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

He's saving his "Kiss the Cook" apron for a special occasion. 😼

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

if that's the sluttiest outfit you got, y'all gotta step up your game. I don't think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I've got.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

Obviously fake, no mullet.

[–] marito@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

90s dad or gen Z dude?

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad had this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I'm an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Hate the game, not the player

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It's also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she's not allowed to share my pic! 😡

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Obsession. He is a classy dude.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Classy for that guy would be Stetson

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

drakkar noir

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] henfredemars 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

Can't wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I'm tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren't shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren't shorts.

So a no from me.

I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dirty stache... Would

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, let's turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted "slutty outfits" for men, both straight and gay?

I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.