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[–] LambeauLeap@sopuli.xyz 176 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot printing it on paper and scanning it back to pdf

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just put the pc screen on the scanner like a normal person

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But don't forget to do a bad crop.

And jpeg it to death.

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still can't stop someone from importing the PDF into Word anyway 🫠

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We don't interact with those people

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately ceasing interaction with those people ceases the interaction of their money and your bank account 😔

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a rule about companies I applied to. I sent them my resume as a PDF and Word 2003 document. If they still couldn’t read it, I didn’t want to work there anymore.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Would a PDF not be sufficient on it's open to check that?

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 91 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If you send your resume in word format and not pdf or even image, I did not open it at all.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've had recruiters reject anything that isn't in word format.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 month ago

That's because they can easily edit it or change it before sending it out

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've had recruiters ask for TXT format, which honestly was awesome.

[–] kapitol@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Whats this gap in your resume?"

"Syntax error"

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I see for past experience you put :

CREATE TABLE Resume (
    Field VARCHAR(255) PRIMARY KEY,
    Value VARCHAR(255)
);

INSERT INTO Resume (Field, Value) VALUES
('Experience_1_Title', ''),
('Experience_1_Company', ''),
('Experience_1_Years', ''),
('Experience_1_Description', '.'),
('Experience_2_Title', ''),
('Experience_2_Company', ''),
('Experience_2_Years', ''),
('Experience_2_Description', '.'),
('Skills_1', ''),
('Skills_2', ''),
('Skills_3', ''),
('Skills_4', ''),
('Education_Degree', ''),
('Education_Years', '),
('References', '');

SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume;

-- Bonus Query: Show my most "impressive" skill
SELECT Value FROM Resume WHERE Field = 'Skills_1';

-- Another Bonus: My career trajectory
SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume WHERE Field LIKE 'Experience%';`___`
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you put some BBS-style ansi art in there?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Exactly.
Even if everything is in order, I def assume a lower digital literacy.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

“Can you explain this kerning?”

“For reasons I cannot understand, you set your system font to Copperplate Gothic.”

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

https://rxresu.me/ (FOSS, option to self host)

You're welcome, chat.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The real FOSS option is to make your resume in LaTeX.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Facts. Overleaf has great templates, don't be afraid to try it folks.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where did this extremely dumb habit come from where people refer to anyone online as “chat”?

This wasn’t a thing a couple of years ago. Is this just internet brain rot taking over?

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its from watching streamers I imagine.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Chat is a bunch of idiots that's all I know

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i mean, "habit" is a weird word for it. i'd call it more of a trend. "brain rot" seems like an adequate description.

it comes from streamer culture where streamers would refer to their audience as "chat" because the chat box is the main way for viewers to interact with whoever they are watching.

[–] bzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess memes are brain rot. This feels like a get off my lawn comment.

Just because it’s a relatively new meme/saying that derives from streamer culture, doesn’t make it brain rot.

[–] Chocobofangirl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's also the most unbiased word for referring to a group in a gender neutral way I've seen lol most others have implications of status (gentlepersons, folks), are still technically gendered (guys, not to mention this implies relatively young people too), or overbroad (everybody is well, everybody. Chat implies you're addressing your community or a small group since they're the ones who would be talking to you).

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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's how twitch streamers collectively address their viewers. It's basically just announcing you're going to have a soapbox moment

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[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The best-known CV format in Europe

The Europass CV is one of the best-known CV formats in Europe. (emphasis added)

Straight to lying clickbait, unbelievable. /s

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[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate the Europass template, it looks so ugly. But nowadays no one even bothers to read the CV, they probably just feed it to some AI and ask to summarize it, so all my efforts to make it look pretty are wasted.

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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well you’re not hired because it took you six hours to format a single document. bad time management. also your document editor of choice is google docs when libreoffice and onlyoffice exist, yuck

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I would demand an apology honestly.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I work you keep a txt copy of your CV to apply on different positions because the online form has you copy-paste it in a text box anyway so all the formatting is gone.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is smart

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You obviously should use Latex and send them the PDF file.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I don't get the resume on a clay tablet I'll just assume they don't know shit.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I spent 6 hours writing this on papyrus scrolls, and you want clay tablets."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

How do I even open a scroll on my lap-wax-top??

[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've been told ATS doesn't work properly on PDFs and word is better for this reason. I used to uploads PDFs prior to this. Now I don't know what to believe, my entire worldview has been upended!

[–] multcher@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] argueswithidiots@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Right, it's a tool companies use to automatically scan and reject resumes based on keywords.

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago
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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

This is why my resume is a pdf uwu

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Print it out and scan it and print it back to a 300MB PDF.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Formats? (Laughs in Linux)

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I was following the Grateful Dead from 1985 to 1995.

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