Family tradition : facepalm

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Congratulations!!!!

You win the internet today

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol

[–] Gott@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago

Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Memorable for everyone else, yeah.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.

[+] KelvarIW@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The breathalyzer works because you're body tries to remove some of the alcohol through your lungs, not because of leftover traces from the physical act of drinking. That's why none of the various things people stuff in their mouth to try to fool the breathalyzer work.

[–] FugginJerk@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's... I don't know where you got that from... Probation doesn't take blood samples. You pee in a cup. Trust me. I got 4 months left... And refusing a breathalyzer is so that you avoid blowing way to high on a DUI charge. If your twice the limit there's a stiffer penalty. By not blowing, you lose your license for a year automatically, at least in the state of Florida, but you can avoid fucking yourself by not submitting to a breathalyzer.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found Kavanaugh's alt account!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

TIL You can be tested for alcohol consumption up to 24 hours after your last drink.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Naw, i think thats just you.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, you're right, must have been a blockage in the pee tube. I picked around with a needle in there, and now I also get blood. Thanks!

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Always glad to help someone increase their blood flow!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The poop hole loophole only goes so far.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I wonder which option their family would prefer...

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago

😄

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

This is a complete new level of stupid.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.

Facepalm