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[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (5 children)

TBF imaginary time is a math trick and not something that actually progresses. It lets us apply results from statistical physics to quantum field theory through a Wick rotation.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It lets us apply results from statistical physics to quantum field theory through a Wick rotation.

That sounds like Geordi's plan to save the Enterprise.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You've got to route it through the deflector dish.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I now want to see a TNG/John Wick crossover.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

John Wick taking down Moriarty and crew, because they got off the freaking holodeck again, and killed his new dog.

Edit: that doesn't work. I can't see Moriarty killing a dog. Maybe Genghis Kahn was working with him?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

the baddies killed his Tribble

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

we need a pause, then have them explain it in an easy metaphor.

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[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

So true king.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist: all time is imaginary time.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ever had a pan-galactic gargleblaster?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I read this book when I was an innocent kid and therefore completely missed the genius of

"What's so bad about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."

(It's been a long time, might be paraphrasing unintentionally)

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[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's rather like having your head caved in by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At least there’s lemon.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I keep running out of regular time already, now you tell me I need to keep track of perpendicular time?

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's easy, just take the sine of regular time and you're set.

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[–] Danitos@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oh, you can interpretate anti-matter as either matter that has negative energy and travels forward in time, or matter with positive energy that travels backwards in time, and both interpretation are valid under Dirac's equation.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, that's the guy with the private lake, right?

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A huge portion of Americans aren't sure the earth is round and 'idiocracy' is fictional.

I'm okay with the more esoteric things being reserved for those who can comprehend them.

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can people please realize that saying Idiocracy is a documentary is agreeing with eugenicists

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

People living in a society that de-prioritizes and under-funds public education:

is-this Is this the result of Undesirables breeding?

[–] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fallen into several arguments in Lemmy about exactly that. People give it way too much credence to what is functionally a eugenicist's nightmare. I have no hard feelings at Mike Judge or even the movie really, but it's fiction, not a warning from the future. Honestly, people need to stop treating fiction as documentary evidence in general. At best it's interesting thought experiments, not something one should base their world view on.

[–] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tried to get multiple physicists to help me mine this imaginary time, but they all said that it was "impossible" and that it's "not how time works" or something.

I guess people just really don't want to jump on this money-making bandwagon.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Just keeping asking until someone (a go getter) gives you the answer you want.

[–] LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago

Come on, this has been a thing for the last 19+12i years

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can have as many dimensions as you want, just keep taking the integral

[–] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can make as many dimensions as you want as long as you clean them up when youre done

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can only build one megastructure at a time

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm still trying to understand perpendicular time

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The easiest way I can explain it is like this: All the sci-fi geeks in the world are familiar with parallel timelines, right? The idea that there's another RymrgandsDaughter out there living in a world where apes with goatees are the "people" but otherwise pretty much everything else is very similar to how things are for us here and now. But like in perpendicular time, nearly everything is completely different than this current timeline, and yet somehow there's a point within where I, Gooberear, took the time out of my morning to completely make up this explanation from thin air and which has no basis in actual fact or reality. The end.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Something something nineteen ninety eight

Damn I wanna meet this ape goatee woman now

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

All potential realities of time are happening at once, you are just perceiving one slice of it.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I couldn't conceive of such a thing!

-i•t

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you can have imaginary anything. just imagine it! i especially like imaginary unicorns

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For clarity, are you imagining imaginary unicorns or just regular non-imaginary unicorns?

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Regular time is imaginary! That's what's differentiate time from space. Well assuming it was Minkowski spacetime they were talking about.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Shhhhhh if you're too loud, someone will try to monetize it

[–] verstra@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My quick guess would be that this a theory that explain some weird phenomenon we don't have a good explanation for yet. Like how we observe that stars and galaxies don't orbit as they should and then say that there is "dark mass" which is responsible.

[–] BB84@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a math trick. Not a physical theory.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Yup. Electrical engineering does something similar. The addition and subtraction of voltages, currents, resistance, capacitance, and inductance in AC circuits is basically unworkable without the shortcut of converting the sinusoidal waves into imaginary phase angles and doing math on them, and then converting them back to sinusoidal waves as necessary.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It also works that the exact position of an object could also be complex so an imaginary and real location.

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