Finally, my moment has come.
But also, I love this guy:
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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I will allow it because he looks very polite
Beautiful! Not mammalian at all
Cyberbullying, not even once.
:( sad lizard noises
Agreed :(.
Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them
This is my darling son Tofu
*Edit: formatting
Hello, tofu
Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
A beard suggests hair, that sounds suspiciously mammalian, I hope for your sake it's just the name...
Edit: The alt text mentions that Tofu, who looks very pretty, is a bearded dragon.
*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!"
"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."
Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
Take your upvote and get out of here
Just look at this skink!
Spiny banana.
Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.
He’s such a long boi!
Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
Southern California. I think it's an alligator lizard.
Neat!
There is only one true lizard king
Bipedal, huh?
Mmhhh... No, very mammalian.
Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
Argonians have left the chat
Guys...
Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
My sleepy little gargoyle.
My favorite lizard is an ophiolite complex.
Oggy oggy oggy.
The Lizard is a great spot.
Oi Oi Oi! I'd love to visit one day.
Geddon then. ;)
Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s
Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
Announcer voice: Lizardman!
mmmm, no, very mammalian
No, no, frank- stinky- you won't get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I'll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
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Welcome the reptilian overlords
sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…
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