"The Male doesn't care about mating, and will find an appropriate provider for the service at the appropriate time. The Male is currently focused on feeding - anything between him and the refrigerator will face his wrath."
ETA: Typo.
this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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I didn't have a wraith... π₯Ί
No, but have you ever had a typo?
Never heard if them. Are they good?
Dude has a wraith. He could at least try fucking that ghost.
Whenever I hear anyone refer to women as a females this is instantly what pops in my head:
"scared and unfuckable the male retreats to his chambers."
Ahhhh the narration of my every night. :P
Sorry, but you were beaten to the punch on this one! Someone posted it last week.
Rats.
Male or female?
Sorry, going into the extended universe now that you brought this up...
Don't you mean body type A or body type B? Also, follow-up question to that, which one's type A and which type B?
Going by Baldurs Gate 3 character creation standards: body type 4, voice type 1.
Id think B is for Boobs and A is for A-tiny-penis, which means we just need a body type H
i'd find it hilarious tbh
Iβll currently trying to find a place to move with a roommate using Facebook. (Dunno if thereβs an alternative to find a roommate with a different social media platform) And thereβs plenty of post that specifies females roommate only. Although, I saw this one post that stated male preferred.
What do I have to do to get theme music?