Comic Strips

My (now) wife freaked out coming to my apartment the first time. Turns out, she's a huge Rush fan:

In my living room at the time:

All I hear is "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

70% sure she just married me for the TV.

My husband was worried about bringing me to his apartment for the first time when we were dating because it was filled with tarantulas, scorpions, and snakes. Did not bother me in the slightest and I really got into keeping them too. I did put my foot down on centipedes though because fuck that (too fast, too hot).

If people can't love you because they can't accept that Fluttershy is best pony then that's their loss.

You still have us. Brohoof /)

I’m a married man in a great relationship. Our office is covered with My Little Pony merch and posters.

She thought it was weird, but she liked it because it was weird.

Might as well collect what you love…as long as you don’t keep them in jars it should be fine.

My girlfriend is EXTREMELY jealous of all your peepees and ouiouis

You ain't lying, not sure I agree with the sentiment, but fucking great execution.

Found the source: https://comicartprints.square.site/product/king-thanos/357?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3

Also here: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/p/BgM6aYCB2Jq/

I don't know. That fight option looks like it could be fun too... TEST YOUR MIGHT!

shitheads who idolize assholes are funny when they cry

Kaus:

https://www.masterworksfineart.com/artists/kaws/sculpture/4-foot-companion-2007/id/W-7511

(I don't know a lot of details, there's one in my city)

Me: immediately ruining the first impression with a full-size framed reproduction of the painting of Lord Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 looming over the foyer. Visitors are often distracted enough not to even notice that it hangs across from a pirate skull and crossbones flag and a queer villain pride flag.

Then they get to the living room which seems weirdly normal; tastefully matched furniture, a couple of landscapes and a reproduction Matisse on the walls, reasonable quantities of clutter on the end and coffee tables. It's almost normal enough to make one forget that the Scourge of Carpathia is watching over their shoes.

But then there's the sign by the bathroom asking guests not to use it for summoning demons. The Van Goku painting of Son Goku from Dragonball throwing a kamehameha in the style of Van Gogh's "Starry Night". A strangely ominous black and white photo of llamas hung by the basement door over a sign that reads "A little party never killed anybody".

No, that first impression was correct. Mine is a house of weirdos. =D

Kaws, one of those pop art figures that ended up getting merchandized to hell and back.

The posters are red flags for "nice guys" and other very problematic people