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[–] Mclemons@programming.dev 116 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have the yellow ramp blocks to get it up the curb too! So embarrassing

[–] Bubs@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be the same for any show car? Like, you don't want to scuff up the new tires by unnecessarily taking the car over a curb.

Granted, they should have put them away for the show, but they clearly don't have much brain power to show.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You think they do that with a jeep, or some other actual off-road vehicle? Maybe they would, but I think the curb would take out that nazi car. That’s the difference.

[–] Bubs@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For a showroom vehicle where you want everything on the vehicle to be as spotless and unblemished as possible, yeah, I would imagine some places would.

Sure, not everywhere is gonna do it, but I would guess that they had a time or two where a car slipped on the curb and scuffed up the tire. It's one more thing to potentially turn off a customer. Plus, they maybe can't sell the car until they replace the damaged tires (just my guess).

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scuffs and dirt are sources of pride for real off roaders. Sure the Detroit, Tokyo, London car shows they keep it spotless, and inside. For this, I suspect there's a jeep on a 45° ramp somewhere with the front wheel of the jeep about where the roof of the CT is.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Real offroaders" wouldn't buy a brand new car from a showroom, and if they would, the car would be spotless because they used ramps. They won't celebrate scuffs and dirt that they didn't make themselves.

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, they do that to new jeeps or other actual offroad vehicles.

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, they haven't actually finished setting it up yet. That part makes sense.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.

IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?

[–] PentastarM@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did the pope's couch even say thank you??

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Goddamnit, that's the worst laugh I've had today. By all qualitative and moralistic measuring, the worst

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, it may not be true but lots of people are saying it.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

big if true

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear he didn't need poison, just sucked his soul straight from his body like shang tsung.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a little sus when I saw this in the C-Span footage of JD Vance visiting the pope

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think it’s from one of his former associates.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for that ... now I'm going to waste my afternoon watching Zebra Corner

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Camino is also an incel Camino

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blind date, and you're obligated to pick up your date with either a decked out El Camino, or a decked out Cybertruck.

Good choice, and it wasn't even close, huh?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

El Camino is my dream car.

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[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Hey don't be mean to the El Camino, it didn't deserve that :(

I wish we still made utes here in the states, sedan in the front, business in the back. Last one we got was the Chevy SSR I think? Ugly thing

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

You are now banned from Reddit for being mean to Elon

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Those stones are put there for potential customers to test how resistent the glass is.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately the Americans will never be able to experience the best offroad vehicle.

https://media.autoexpress.co.uk/image/private/s--PesbF8DD--/v1562246928/autoexpress/2018/10/10new.jpg

[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah but does it smell like steak and seat 35?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide!

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

How much does it weigh when the driver gets out?

[–] pwalshj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Someone in my town imported one of these and I'm SO jelly. I've been looking for a trail toy but I'm probably gonna end up with an ancient samurai or smth

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

If anyone is interested, here is a video of a jimny beating a Jeep wrangler on a steep hill incline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2W93FBdo8

[–] Altrex@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look the cybertrunk is a dumb vehicle. But, isn't this how trucks and other off-road targeted vehicles are displayed?

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 1 month ago

If it's new they shouldn't drive over rocks on the tires. If it was used and on used tires, driving it up on rocks would make a lot more sense. I off road my Subaru and I've off roaded with a kia, most vehicles can do more than you think if you know how to drive them.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, but at the same time a lot of other trucks and "off-road" vehicles like the vast majority of SUVs aren't actually designed to be used off-road, either.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

And looks cooler off road, and oddly better for the environment it seems like.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

Even the wheels look like they're off Hot Wheels.

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've done more off-roading in my IKCO sedan (Iranian car manufacturer)

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've done more off-roading on a mountain bike

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I have done more offroading in a tricycle...
One with plastic wheels (and plastic tyres)

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Musk = POS Nazi.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Holy shit! Look at the off-roading that beast can do. A pile of rocks….fuck me.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Ok, but this is actually just sensible marketing. Must not skuff a new product. That's just common sense.

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