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[–] peto@lemm.ee 138 points 1 month ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 113 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 4 points 1 month ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (14 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

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[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

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[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

It's a bit vanilla but I like DejaVu Sans Mono 8pt in my terminal, which is where I edit scripts and things

Curiously, I don't think that looks quite as good at larger sizes, so I've been using Liberation Mono 9pt or 10pt elsewhere.

Both of those have distinct glyphs for the usual easily confused candidates. Can't be having my lowercase L's and 1s looking similar.

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[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

std::string independence;

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Code of Sauron

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fixed Fixedsys for life!!!!

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