What if I say "um" somewhere because I lost my place?
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Then it's your fault for not saying "uh" instead!
that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.
Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!
Just yell 10! and you've counted way further already
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they do if u kiss me
They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
En, to, tre, fire, fem.
1000000 / 5 = 200000
Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.
In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english
250000 times better than english
That's a very low bar tho
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I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.
And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion
Oh shiiit thats trippy!
!remindme sixty years when i confirm
Unless I do it in my native language, Finnish. Then I'll only get to three.
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One point five.. d'oh!
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Mine touch at pebenty peben.
Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.
Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.
... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)
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what about thirmty three
and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?
This is my favourite shower thought post so far.
Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百
Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.
forget what number you're on and say, "um".
In a lot of Indo-European languages you're stopping right at 5, *pénkʷe. For example Greek (πέντε pénte) and Sanskrit (पञ्चन् páñcan).
Mine touch at sebbin.
Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.
until 1 million what?
Preventable deaths from covid. Which is where we got when trump REFUSED to take any action for the health of this countries citizens.
In Ohio we have/had Mike DeWine as govenor. Now, DeWine is a republican. And if covid never happened, I wouldn't like DeWine in any way. I don't agree with his politics. I don't agree with his policies. In general I don't support him.
However, for the duration of covid, he listened to health experts. He put in place safety regulations and lockdowns designed to help every single citizen in the face of an at the time uncurable deadly pandemic.
He put aside his ego. He put aside his political party. He put aside all the bullshit and did what was right WHILE HIS OWN PARTY MEMBERS THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS FOR IT.
For that, I have to begrudgingly respect him for what he did. He put the human first at the cost of his own career.
Meanwhile, trump let 1 million plus people die, and shrugged.
Same with Cuomo in NYC. Can’t stand the guy, but he took covid as seriously as Fauci suggested. It was rough, since the first hot spot was in New Rochelle and we didn’t know much about it at first. Nevertheless, people bitched and moaned about lost business while refrigerated trucks full of corpses were lining the streets.
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