Damn... Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
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Energy efficiency. It's no crime to care about global warming π§
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because youβre suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
future ex- wife
ftfy
Youβre as bad as the chauffeur, who β directly after my wedding ceremony β said βYou still have 24 hours to change your mindβ. π
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Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
I'd assume if you care about global warming you'd also avoid eating meat. Maybe more important for beef than bacon though. Anyway, I interrupted your chewing, please continue!
Bacon abuse is a crime.
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Are you certain she likes you?
I hope you call your girlfriend BB from now on. Not because it is a bastardization of "Baby" but because it is short for boiled bacon.
A pig died so that she could boil a part of it into shoe leather. Then you had to eat it. The things we do for sexβ¦
Yeah π Keep'er far away from the kitchen.
My brain is now forever tainted with the idea that you can, and some people do, boil bacon.
If you put a little water in the pan with cold bacon it will steam for a bit and help render out the fat before it then deep-fries in that fat. To much water and you get whatever this is.
Y'all've seriously never tried grilling your bacon in the oven? The fat just melts off and leaves your bacon perfect. If you like it crispy, just leave it in for a bit longer.
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Not even. You can totally submerge the bacon in a pan full of water. As you say, the fat renders out and you then fry it in that fat when the water all boils off.
This is literally just boiling it and taking it out of the water like it's fucking spaghetti or something.
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Frying both the egg and bacon would probably use much less energy and be 100 times more tasty than whatever this is.. If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all.. π
If I have to boil bacon, I might as well not eat it at all.. π
This gave me a sudden flash of Uncle Roger. If you boil bacon, bacon is fuckt up. Aya!
Is she... English?!
Can't be, no beans.
Fuck off. No English plate has seen bacon and eggs that grim.
Ooooh the breakfast horrors at my hotel in Paignton.
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What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I'm washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn't look like a crime scene either.
You're saving 2c and wasting bacon.... If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren't depressing when boiled.
I swear I saw the bacon move.
Did she boil the fucking bacon? Is that how it came out that way? I don't know it's weird. I mean hard-boiled eggs just do that sometimes but what the fuck. It's not hard to throw it in a frying pan. My fiance bakes it which is... Fine...
Yes, all cooked in the same pot at the same time as the eggs :>
Call ICE on her. If sheβs white, tell them sheβs irish. They donβt count as white again, so sheβll get sent to Venezuela where she might learn something about cooking. It might be cooking meth, but thatβs still preferable to whatever that atrocity in the picture is.
Hmm, good old weaponized incompetence
Lmao that's so real, I think she boiled the bacon out of spite.
"May your bacon always be boiled." is certainly a worthwhile curse.
Red flag.
It looks more pink than red to me.
That's grey/gray
I'd be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I'd eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I'd offer to teach them to cook. We aren't born knowing how, it's a learned skill.
We shall cook these items in the light of the sun. -Human girlfriend
Well, she's definitely not a cooker.
"Hey, why don't I cook next time?"
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