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The Democratic National Convention™ of Libjerk

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Dems keep working with trump to approve his picks, but what they won't accept is that if you sit down at a table with nazis, the only thing that's changed is the number of nazis at the table. @_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let me guess, with a platform of "at least we aren't trump!"?

[–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This time if they pull a bit more to the right I'm sure moderate Republicans will vote for her.

/s

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

this time it'll be "we're the better trump!"

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Daring today, huh?

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 months ago

Liberals will swear that elections are the only way to make any change, and then proceed to lose every important election because they don't want to have popular policies.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago
[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Democrats would rather be the opposition party than nominate a progressive for President. They can put up with a fascist government, but someone who wants to take money out of corporate America is too far for them.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If by put up with you mean secretly thrilled about then yeah.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I welcome Harris running in the primary. In fact, I suspect had we had a primary in 2024 Trump wouldn’t be president now.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like the last time she primaried and didn't even make it to the first day of voting? Crazy that they expected that candidate to win.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4 years is a long time, and what is true one cycle isn’t necessarily so the next.

I’m not saying Harris is my preference for a democrat, only that a primary can sort it out.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

a primary can sort it out

No. The DNC run the primaries. They'll just manufacture seeming consent for Harris or another Neoliberal stooge with policy positions far to the right of the people they're supposed to represent.

To the DNC, it's still 1992 and it always will be.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Clinton as the response to Reagan really did break the party.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We're all gonna die!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Does the Democratic party know what the definition of insanity is?

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Hey it could be worse, they could roll a hospital bed with a comatose Biden up to the debate stand.

...please Americans just pick some Democrat who has some fight in them for once it can't be so difficult

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Dont give them any fucking ideas they're already dumb enough.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’d be Cortez, yang, waltz, and who else?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yang is just a crypto bro venture capitalist opportunist with a blue hat. Even HARRIS would be a better choice than that fraud.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Despite his thoughts on UBI and universal healthcare?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, he wants to fund UBI with a crypto scheme, is against the price controls that would make UBI work, and was probably never more serious about universal healthcare than Harris was.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Bit disappointing. Hmm

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that's already three, better than I expected honestly, I only knew of Cortez so far.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You already forgot Walz, Harris' VP pick?

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The person I replied mentioned Waltz though, not Walz

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, most likely because they spelled the name wrong. Many did even while he was the VP pick.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Ever had to endure a CD that was left on repeat, like say you're an underpaid wageslave and your boss just loves his new Morrissey album, and after about the 4th playthrough, you wanna gouge the eyes out of anyone that crosses your path?

This is worse. This is SO. MUCH. WORSE.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We all know there won't be a free and fair 2028 election anyway, so it probably doesn't matter unless we all start getting violent. Voting will not suffice.

[–] nomugisan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

B-but, our sign-holding demonstrations! We called them Fascists so many times! We disavow violence in politics!! /cj (circlejerk, a parody)

/uj The state has a monopoly on violence, we gotta take that monopoly and smash it

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Should we believe “The Hill”? (Newswire is a wire service, original claim comes from The Hill.)