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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 148 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pero@lemm.ee 123 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When girls show me their fine China: 😏

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 95 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain't got no time for girls per china.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do both, not to brag but I'm as good as two 8 year olds combined

th-344758155

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Clearly they were trying to spell β€œper capita.”

Aww they're growing up to be a gold digger

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what's good.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago

β€œLabias and flabias and flip flaps”

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?

If it works, it works

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey it's nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"fwcking" makes me want to delete the internet

It's a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I'm sure.

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

fuucking

it’s a double U

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago

If "stones per gallon" can be a measurment unit then so can "their per China"

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is pergin supposed to be close to?

[–] bedheadkitten@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be "virgin" and they have completely misunderstood what it is.

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh so it’s not a word, but just horribly misspelled

"Per China" = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

girls showing their vase (China)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's from the Minge Dynasty

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So this kid doesn’t know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and they’re?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 2 weeks ago

Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you're 5 or 6 in school.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Could be auto complete from the phone's keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.

[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago

This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn't understand at first. I didn't really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it's pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.

Think he meant verge China.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably since stupid brain rot they saw on Roblox

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Peeeeer chiiiiina!" - Peggy Hill

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