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When girls show me their fine China: π
How about when those girls have low Social Credit score?
Naughty, naughty girls!
Rebel in the streets, freak in the sheets!
My 8 year old still plays coloring games with Elmo on his tablet. He ain't got no time for girls per china.
Clearly they were trying to spell βper capita.β
Aww they're growing up to be a gold digger
Nothing is hotter than a chick with a great visual representation of properly sourced data points. Little kid knows what's good.
I had to look.
flip through my flaps
βLabias and flabias and flip flapsβ
Is that how it works? Like a file-o-fax made of mortadella?
If it works, it works
Hey it's nice to know the top results are educational/art and not just porn.
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"fwcking" makes me want to delete the internet
It's a deep reference to Old English from before U and V were differentiated, I'm sure.
fuucking
itβs a double U
If "stones per gallon" can be a measurment unit then so can "their per China"
Plz show bob and pergin
What is pergin supposed to be close to?
Could be "virgin" and they have completely misunderstood what it is.
Oh so itβs not a word, but just horribly misspelled
"Per China" = vagina? Damn, I was so far away from it
So this kid doesnβt know how to even remotely spell vagina, but knows the difference between there their and theyβre?
Most people knew that by 8 in my experience. You learn that when you're 5 or 6 in school.
My guess is they use voice control and they dont know how to pronounce it. Kids dont type these days
this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety
Could be auto complete from the phone's keyboard, but also we do not have enough information in this screenshot to assert they know the difference. They only use one.
This kid needs spelling lessons indeed, time to sign up for extra lessons.
A while ago my wife showed me her peregrine. I didn't understand at first. I didn't really want to get close to it because its beak looks sharp. Turns out it's pretty nice though. They are very trainable and excel at hunting. The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on the planet.
Think he meant verge China.
Is that the same kid asking how do u get pregante on Yahoo?
"Peeeeer chiiiiina!" - Peggy Hill
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