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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Shut up Wesley

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Do you not?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

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[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

For the second time today, I shall say that George Carlin was ahead of his time.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

You're very welcome. Don't hesitate to ask if you want to know more cursed tags

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 month ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why would you do that to us

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. "hey... John boy."

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Someone's already at the back door

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 11 points 1 month ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 1 month ago

"You take all your emotions! All your pain, all your love, all your passion, all your rage! Just push it all the way down into the pit of your stomach! And then let it explode, like a reactor!"

Yeah, that's getting a new meaning now.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)

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