this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you're leaving the carrots in the shower you clearly aren't trying to hide what you're doing with it. At that point there isn't even really much plausible deniability. So why not just use a device designed for the job and less likely to break or cause some other terrible health problem?

Unless they just have a carrot fetish I guess?

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Or.... you know... someone just made this up.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who the fuck makes this shit up!?!?

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

People trying to make other people laugh.

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Because it's for a snack. The lube is completely unrelated, I swear

I think your roommate might secretly be a…

spoilerlagomorph

[–] cron@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Clearly, the roommate isn't eating them.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago

2 is 1, and 1 is none. Always have a backup carrot.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's likely still entering the digestive tract, though.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This carrot shows signs of surface abrasion not typical to just water or a grater.

Detective, perhaps you should engage one of your other senses to investigate the matter further.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, so it's just a free carrot. Go ahead and eat it.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 10 points 2 days ago

Using water-based lubricant in the shower seems counterproductive

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Bugs Bunny?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

AquaGlide: 👍

Carrot: 🤔

I’m more interested in knowing why OOP thinks AquaGlide is normal, but not a carrot.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

How else are you gonna convince your bunbun rabbit to stay for a bath?