Phil is a menace and must be stopped
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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If Phil won't obey, you're gonna have to set up a rhubarbwire fence.
Narrator: Phil is a rabbit. This sign will not work.
Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please
You misunderstand. Phil's abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.
That is the exact behavior I expect from a rabbit.
I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.
Fucking thank you
Wars have been fought for less Phil.
The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.
Some people think, "oh this witch leaving a note means she's really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb." It's not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.
Plot twist: Phil is a rabbit.
“Never ~~rub~~ rob another man’s rhubarb!”
I am ~~nut~~ not robber
If you're touching another's rhubarb you should not ~~rubber~~ rob her.
He just wants another slice of rhubarb tart
Another youtube link to a piece of rhubarb art!
sorry, the word rhubarb,, in my brain, now links directly to
Yeah, at this point I have no idea what the post is about and all I can think about is the German rhubarb song
Well that song was wonderful. I did use English captions, but my favorite part was the rabarberbarbar. Which I wrote in Swedish because I can't spell it in German.
Its basically the same in German: Rhabarberbarbar. Or did you just forgot the h after the r? If so, then its identical to German :D
Fantastic. I did feel like that should be the case.
Relevant Good Life episode: https://youtu.be/l3U4W9KIZdc
Actually life is bad because Phil stole the rhubarb
The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.