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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What a decade this year has been

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

we went from "let's go back to a future that doesn't exist yet" to "let's go back to a past that never existed"

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, the '80s were a different time

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Right before cars were invented!

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The sweet spot right after they started slicing bread and right before they started putting crust on it

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So last year right after the can opener was finally invented?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Correct, the same year they faked the Mars rovers

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Now they fly.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything else in this thread is factual though right?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything except your sentence, and this reply.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I side with Chris Rock on this one.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that Will Smith is pussy whipped by his wife and Scientology. I think she uses the church against him, with the threat that they will take his kids away and hide them from him. That's the only explanation I have for his (slightly delayed) response with Chris Rock, and with Will being ok with his wife grooming their son's underage friend and later having an open relationship with him on the side.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Personally, I wouldn't call him pussy whipped, per se, as that sometimes implies that there are no functional relationships where men side with their wives. I would just say Will Smith is a pathetic servant to his horrible significant other.

[–] major_briggs@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I know things were different way back then, but I still find it surprising that Will was able to go sit back down in his seat.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude slapped away his career

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Just to tack on to another comment above:

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

smacked it real good.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

To be posted on 3/27/49.

Just over a month before the hundredth anniversary of Hitler's death!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Not many people know this but Will Smith's uncle is Slappy White.