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[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

Calling it now, invest everything you have, that image is gong to become a meme

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wow, just in time for Elon v. Musk: The Bitch-Off

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Funny Autoincorrect...

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

MSNBC Recap of the situation.

Basically Musk attacked Trump on Twitter over the big bill. It’s been escalating rapidly with Musk insinuating Trump should be impeached and threatening to start a “centrist” political party and Trump threatening Elon’s government contracts.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, a Musk party might be the best thing that happens to the US political system.

Not because it would be a good party, but because it may lower the bar for more parties.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yesh. I’m familiar with the trump v. Musk thing. I was poking light fun at OP’s typo : Elon v. Musk.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

He does seem to be self-destructing.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 13 points 3 weeks ago

The Bitch-Off

Can we make this the official name of whatever the hell is happening now?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Now the biggest popcorn to contrast => perfect combo

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well damn, I always thought it was this one:

tiniest violin

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No no, that’s the worlds smallest cello

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

I noticed that! The bug is also playing it all wrong.

[–] pryre@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

It looks like they've beaten this record by a factor of ~3! From ~100um to 35um. What an advancement!

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Considering the spat between Trump and Musk, this is very well timed.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, some classic Onion writing...

...wait, what do you mean this is real‽

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Scientists are being oniony fr

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The violin is a microscopic image rather than a playable instrument and has not been officially confirmed as the world's smallest violin, the university said.

I knew it was too good to be true but had to check :( Everyone go home, you can't play it

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I want to know what the smallest playable violin is. This is just a tiny image.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

I got Magritte on the line, he says it's not a violin

The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.

... more like "the groundwork for future memes" I suppose

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

I will play it when people I dislike get sad.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just in time for the Musk Trump slap fight.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's doge when you need them?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Having a fight with cheeto.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago