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Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

This is extremely sick. I'm going to cancel my Disney account.

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I recently found out that javascript's .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🀑

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

If one is alphabetising things, which cones first "A" or "AA"?

[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
console.log("10"+1); // "101"
console.log("10"-1); // 9
[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The epitomy of irony is a JavaScript developer insisting that some other language is "a fractal of bad design" without immediately acknowledging that JS is weird as hell.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I like Lua's design. Separate addition (x+y) and concatenation (x..y) operators ftw!

Edit: and just, like, everything else about Lua too

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I will have to look into it soon. It has a JIT compiler. I like that.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Javascript lets you compare unlike types without extra steps using ==. If you want strict comparison where β€œ2” isn’t 2, use === and !==. Personally, I find that easier than having to parseint or cast every damn thing or whatever c does (strtol?). That said, I have build tools set up to enforce strict comparison because I don’t trust myself or others.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Truish and falsish and nullish are all concepts made up by madmen. JavaScript is the language of the damned.

Thanks, i hate it :)

[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lexicographical clock

1 10 11 12 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re missing 2

1 10 11 12 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] frunch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 is overrated ~~tbh~~ 2bh

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

2 is over~~rate~~8d ~~tbh~~ 2bh

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Acht, drie, een, elf, negen, tien, twaalf, twee, vier, vijf, zes, zeven.

8, 3, 1, 11, 9, 10, 12, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I don't even know 100% that this is Dutch, but Dutch so often reads and sounds like someone German who doesn't know English trying to speak English and I love the language because of it ❀️

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[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Acht, drei, eins, elf, fΓΌnf, neun, sechs, sieben, vier, zehn, zwei, zwΓΆlf

8, 3, 1, 11, 5, 9, 6, 7, 4, 10, 2, 12

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Ah there it is. The real language, not the one a confused toddler trying to learn German speaks

[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Portuguese

cinco, dez, dois, doze, nove, oito, onze, quatro, seis, sete, trΓͺs, um

5 10 2 12 9 8 11 4 6 7 3 1

cinco, dez, dois, doze, meia, nove, oito, onze, quatro, sete, trΓͺs, um

5 10 2 12 6 9 8 11 4 7 3 1

(six can be "seis" or "meia")

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Mine is Spanish

Cinco (5), cuatro (4), diez (10), doce (12), dos (2), nueve (9),, ocho (8), once (11), seis (6), siete (7), tres (3), una (1)

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interestingly it would be right twice a day

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd think four times: 4:20, 4:35, 7:20, 7:35

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm stupid and read the clock wrong and didn't check even a little.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You'll fit in here just fine!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay, here's the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In that case, I am officially challenging you. But if you do end up doing it. My instance is shutting down on Monday, so you won't be able to tag me :(

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Make an account elsewhere and comment on this post.

Challenge accepted.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

Here for it

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

I both love and hate this

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

5 4 10 2 12 9 6 7 8 11 3 1

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

If a mechanical clock or watch was like that it would be one hell of a fascinating movement

It's 9 o'clock somewhere!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What time is it?
It's Beer O'clock!

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The numbers are sorted by their English spellings.

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What?

Two, Eight, Eleven, β€” not gonna type it all out because it’s already wrong.

What am I missing here?

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Two" is the last one. The order starts with "eight".

Think about it: on a real analogue clock, where is the smallest number and where is the largest?

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you, I was so confused and stuck lol. I always just treated the top as the starting spot because the days starts at 12:00 AM. That’s what I get for trying to think through this well past my bedtime 🀣

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

I was equally confused initially, but then I looked at the clock in my house and realized that the number up top is the highest number, 12, and not 0. So the first number in the ordering is at the position of the 1 of a normal clock.

If it makes you feel better I did the same lol

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[–] monogram@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

I hate this so much

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock

Or nearly 56 minutes to 11:08

[–] crypto@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cinq Deux Dix Douze Huit Neuf Onze Quatre Sept Six Trois Un

5 2 10 12 8 9 11 4 7 6 3 1

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