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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

[–] josefo@leminal.space 20 points 14 hours ago

Raw dogging development

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Is psychopatl an Aztec insult I don't know about?

[–] mcmxci@mimiclem.me 11 points 16 hours ago

Someone cropped the last line? What a sociopatl

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

(For any nerd wondering, the name of the language is Nahuatl but I guess Aztec language is more recognizable for the sake of the joke lol)

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 10 points 17 hours ago

Type of dinosaur I believe

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 24 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I use:

  • DuckDuckGo
  • Neovim
  • ~~rusty~~ dusty IdeaPad
  • ~~Arch~~ NixOS btw

I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

Am I also a psychopath?

[–] percent 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I decided to try Cursor today (first time using any coding assistant) to refactor my sloppy NixOS config, and I'm really impressed to far. My config is so much cleaner and very well documented. It even has automated backups, a README.md, and CHANGELOG.md now!

The cost has been ~$20 so far (I'm still tinkering with it).

ETA: I also use ~~Arch~~ NixOS btw


Edit 2: I asked it "how might I streamline my deployments a little?" It wrote some nicely polished scripts that use deploy-rs, and wrote some nice documentation for it.

The script didn't work on first run, so I added the console output to the context and asked "what went wrong here?" It debugged and fixed the script, and updated the docs.

I think this has been the most frictionless NixOS experience I've had so far

[–] jhdeval@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

I would not say that. I use a very old 13" Dell XPS laptop. I use Code-Server and duckduckgo. I have be known to program on my 7 year old android tablet with a bluetooth keyboard. For the most part I look at docs for JS modules as I write mostly in Python with Flask and use JS for responsiveness. Before anyone suggests something else I have to interface with a VERY old database that I wrote a webservice into through C#. I do realize there are other ways but python is my comfort point and the amount of backend processing makes it easier to use a "real" language. For my purposes it is plenty fast.

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 192 points 22 hours ago (10 children)

no Google

I do not believe you.

Arch Linux

Okay, fine. A rare sighting.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 73 points 21 hours ago

There are dozens of us. And we are used to reading manuals, since we first installed our system.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Remember when the internet was more than like 5 websites?

Gen Z doesn't.

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They did it before the Internet was even a thing, my friend.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I was there. I was one of them. I just chose to use tools to make my life easier. Call me a sell out, I guess.

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Nope, not a sell out. Just a person using the tools at hand. You can't just live in the past. You did it without Google back then because there was no Google and you had to use what you had to use. Now you use Google, because again, you have to use what you have to use. In the end, I personally only care about the outcome.

I just chose to use tools to make my life easier

If you don't then I'd call you stupid. Keep doing that, friend. That's the best way actually. You want your life easier so you can put out great work.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (12 children)

Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

This is psycopathy?

Having actual competence in one's field?

Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 13 hours ago

Knowledge and skill have now been demonised

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh my god that’s hilarious.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago

I thought so too untill they threatened to call the police.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 13 hours ago

To be fair my wife is a smart lady, but she still thinks I'm invoking some arcane hacking magic when I'm messing around in the terminal.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You mean a BOSS-nian?

[–] dotslashme 17 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure it's gonna be the stake

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

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[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 15 hours ago

That's impossible. He would be too busy telling everyone that he uses Arch to get any work done.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 81 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 53 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Wasn't that one of the Incan gods?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

You are thinking of the one they used to design the common keyboard layout, Qwertycoatl.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

Oh, many many of them.

Sometimes text-mode, sometimes fundamental-mode, sometimes picture-mode, tex-mode, ess-mode...

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This indecent has been reported

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

Your disk quota shall be reduced by 100MB before redirecting you to ed

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

No future. Lmao

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Normalise living your best life.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I can still do this provided that the language is Perl. But the few cases when I actually have to do so are rare, and never in public.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 6 points 16 hours ago

and never in public

Lol

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 26 points 22 hours ago (13 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I can’t live without vim.

Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 20 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

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