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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 167 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I remember when I found out that shit was plastic. I always assumed they were organic material of some kind, like the body scrubs with the crushed up walnut shell in it (which probably has fucking microplastic in it, too). So disgusting.

This is why we need to change how shit works. It shouldn't go: company does some shit > fall out > government steps in. It should go: company has an idea > must get permission first from environmental agencies

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Nah corporations really don't give a shit at all, like all chewing gum is literally just plastic too and sheds tons of microplastics into your mouth as you chew it.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/rethink-chewing-gum-habit-essentially-plastic/

Plastic is an organic material though, so your assumption was correct.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The difference is in the definition or organic. When the average person thinks organic, they mean something that is or used to be alive. When a scientist think organic, they're talking about carbon compounds.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago

Plastic are made from fossil fuels which are from primordial plants. So still organic according to your definition. Just a few hundred million years since it was alive.

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[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plastic gotta be this age's lead/quicksilver.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 64 points 2 days ago

It is. Along with PFAS.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

bordering on insanity

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

It's that bullshit when they take a vertically oriented picture/video, stretch it and blur it to a 4:3 ratio, and center the content over it.

Imo a waste of bandwidth and computer power for people who can't cope with the idea of vertical content on a horizontal screen, on a platform primarily accessed by phones anyway.

[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Chalk one up for the good old US of A. Gotta take our wins where we can get em.

I used to use a facial scrub with the plastic beads. I look back and it's like what the fuck, but at the time it was fine. Sorry world.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Chuckles, I am in danger

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[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's not what microplasitcs are! Does anyone knows what micro is at this point?

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Microbeads are manufactured solid plastic particles of less than one millimeter in their largest dimension.[1] They are most frequently made of polyethylene but can be of other petrochemical plastics such as polypropylene and polystyrene. They are used in exfoliating personal care products, toothpastes, and in biomedical and health-science research.[2]

-Wikipedia

[–] hakobo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

To add to this, the definition of microplastic is less than 5mm. So yes, 1mm microbeads are microplastics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microplastics

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

Centibeads🐛

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If these aren't microplastics, what are?

"Micro" just means "small" in this case and doesn't mean "microscopic" or have anything to do with "micrometer".

The definition of "microplastic" according to NOAA: "Microplastics are small plastic pieces less than five millimeters long".

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don’t like thinking about how much of that probably made it to my brain, organs, and muscles :)

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 2 days ago (6 children)

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-024-03453-1

This study released last year based on samples from cadavers suggests there’s enough in your brain to make a plastic spoon

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 days ago

"this is not what we meant by brain plasticity"

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe they can recycle me into a plastic spoon then.

Turn my micro plastics into one of the old mc donalds coke spoons when I die and have everyone at my funeral use it to take a bump of my ashes.

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[–] f314@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Damn.. yeah those samples suggest ~6–8mg of plastic per gram of sample tissue in the brains from 2024 😟 That would be like 10 grams in an entire adult brain if the distribution is even.

“Thankfully” it looks like the brain has the highest concentration of all studied organs 🙃

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Just mineral or ground rocks work just as well. I hate my wife’s soft face scrub, i need that shit that feels like I’m scrubbing my face with sandpaper, to exfoliate well. They sell one that has ground up lava rock, i love that shit, and it makes me wonder why anyone ever thought plastic bits was a good idea

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They probably had some extra plastic to offload lol.

“What do we do with all these old bottles sir?”

But lava rock grinds are not part of the industrial waste stream repurposed for profit. This is innovation!

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My ex would use St. Ives "Apricot Exfoliant" or something, which has powdered apricot pits and walnut shells. Those are waste products that I wouldn't expect to cause problems but who knows.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

You know that old saying: If it's stupid but it works it's not stupid? This is the proof that it is incorrect.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh I'd somehow forgotten this era

That shit was in everything non solid for like 2 years

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Reasons we need more oversight and regulations for these corporate snake oil salesmen. This shit should be a crime against humanity and every damn company that put that shit into their products should be abolished.

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, but these beads pretty much go straight into the local waterways where they can very quickly break down into micro plastics. All so a human didn't have to use a tool like a brush or a loofa to scrub themselves. Convenience at any cost.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

The brushes and loofas also contribute to micro plastic pollution.

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Up to 5mm is still considered microplastics.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago

Seriously? That's a lot of mm...

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[–] cacti@ani.social 12 points 2 days ago

This stuff still exists in my country, and the expensive toothpaste my mother bought is one of them 🙂

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 12 points 2 days ago

Please, do name and shame.

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