Programmer Humor

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Jocktober

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

Decay is my favourite month

j'october

I was born in _arch, btw.

Wake me up when Septempril ends

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Best CAPTCHA ever!

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

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I use febr a rch btw

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

Febroctobus

Managust, the manliest of months.

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

This is a repost from last japril.

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

I was bowm in Novemy :3

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

at least no bot will solve this

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests