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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This has killed the lobster.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's just pining for the fjords

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He's dead! Deceased! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you weren't holding him up to a camera, he'd be happily pushing up the daisies! This is an EX lobster!

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I should have clarified, You want them alive up until youre cooking them. No need to make them suffer any more than needed.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's too dramatic

[–] lemjukes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My only source for this is watching a bunch of videos by that one lobster fisherman in Maine. I think because it’s a viable(can get pregnant) female which are protected by law and can’t be kept to help populations stay healthy.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don’t feed the crustaceanist.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Using the toddler ninja move of going limp

[–] Itisreallyboring@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't misgender her, okay?

[–] Nebula@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He has no obligation.

I think it just wants a belly rub.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

That would be a good band name.

[–] CubitOom 7 points 2 days ago

You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down...assuming its still alive