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[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 148 points 2 months ago (1 children)

from another article, in which John Leguizamo and Margaret Cho rip on Cain:

Cain is also a longtime supporter of President Trump. "I love President Trump. I've been friends with him forever," the actor told Variety last month. “Trump is actually one of the most empathetic, wonderful, generous people you'll ever meet."

It's official, this dude is a fucking moron and a sociopath

[–] Oyml77@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I wonder if he's fucked children with Trump and Epstein and is in the files too.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 126 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If someone can get the video of this, it'll be amazing

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can find the quote around the 24 minute and 25 second mark Lois and Clark: The new Adventures of Superman

I did a lot of digging to find this!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

thank you! that's a clear jab at reagan; it's interesting that they were so direct about it back then.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

You mean the AI generated Woke Fake News?

/s

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No no no, you don't understand, the politician on the TV was librul

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i know the first scene is true... but the second one? they really had a politician say they want to make the country "great again"?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pols have been saying that, in various forms, since Reagan.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

this is not a various form; it's a quote. it was Reagan's slogan and mango reused it because he can't come up with anything original. i just wanted to know if they referenced and skewered Reagan that directly

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol I guess he didn't invest properly when he was still relevant....like 20 years ago?!

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You wanna hear something funny?

It was actually, like, 30 years ago! I feel old AF! Hahahahahah

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dean cain is 60 now. I feel like that stupidass superman show he was in was just cancelled a few years ago. man, time sure flies when you're clinically depressed

[–] radix@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's no coincidence this happened just days after ICE dropped all age requirements. Racist old man begs to join the gestapo, and the other racists in charge are all too willing to oblige.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're hoping celebrity endorsement will drive numbers up. ICE has, predictably, been having serious trouble recruiting - why else would they be offering enormous salaries and benefits packages to match?

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Well Trump just gave ICE an absurdly large budget so they've gotta be running around like rednecks that just won the lotto. I expect ICE vehicles will all be red and yellow Lamborghinis soon.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say 30, but doesn't feel like the 90's was that long ago....oh, wait. Ugh.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah there's a category on a streaming service I use for 25 year old movies. I saw Fight Club was in that category. "Huh, they put it in the wrong category... wait... well shit!"

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Now do that stupid S shape we all learned how to do for absolutely no reason.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Well, you ARE late 2 the party!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago

apparently he like KEVIN sorbo had large strokes, of course hes now nuttier than before. they both make christian movies together.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago

These don't look like the Epstein/Trump files at all.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago

"My acting gig hasn't been great lately so I figured my only option was to fight for a convicted felon and alleged child rapist. A man's gotta have a vision afterall."

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who?! Stop giving this horrible actor press, no one believes him to be “Superman”, bye bye douche!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

teri hatcher carried that show so hard. even as a kid i hated him but enjoyed the scenes when they were together because she just makes things feel natural.

and of course she became huge and started in a much bigger show while he was forgotten until literally 4 seconds ago when people started reporting on his racism. failed artist comes out as right wing cunt; who could've seen this coming‽

Kevin Sorbo all over again. the only difference is i haven't heard hatcher shit on him publicly and repeatedly. gods bless the warrior princess.

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[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's no Christopher Reeves, and he's certainly no George Reeves. He doesn't have the gravitas of Cavill or the balls of Cage. That makes him like, 4th, 5th best Superman at best right? and that's without rewatching anything.

He was a TV Superman right, not a movie one?

Wasn't he second-billed to Terri Hatcher in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman?

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If we count the animated shows and movies plus the comics as some older ones are stand alone. He's probably ranked 800 or so.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 2 months ago

Gotta get that nut.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 months ago

What a fucking hero.

I have to assume that in addition to being a bigot, he was reckless with his television money and has no other job skills. This is pretty much perfect for him. Maybe he can use his laser eyes to protect the border or something.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

"Superman ain't saving shit!" -Eminem, Superman (2002-2003)

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Ok so he made himself Homelander.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

Dean Cain to reboot new series with a twist, "Stupidman", about a new ICE agent becoming a villain in his senior years. Airs Wednesdays at 2 am on Fox News.

[–] purplerabbit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well. I hope nothing bad happens to him, then... it would be such a shame, y'know?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

a maga influencer promoting/recruiting for the ICE, i doubt he himself is actually going out to on raids.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

John Shea needs to become lex luthor again to oppose this and expose Cain.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Man, john mulhaney's joke about him being in a police lineup makes a lot more sense now

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not beating the "Superman is a cop" accusations.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He isn't. Superman is the ultimate firefighter, saving as many lives from disaster as possible. Cain is not Superman, he just wore a costume.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

The only franchises yet to be rebooted from the Twentieth century are Back To The Future and the Nuremberg Trials.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Superman is literally an illegal alien. If you ever needed proof that there's an official IQ cap for these sorts of government jobs, here you go.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Next he'll be mad that Clark Kent is a journalist.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because he sucks as an actor

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

And as a person.

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