Fucking Nick Locarno. You let that fucking guy out of prison to attend one holophoto shoot and what does he do? Fucking steal shit. Can't take that guy anywhere.
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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God I love this, from the weirdness of carrying a printer while smiling - nobody ever smiles in vicinity of a printer - and the SW cast looking like a family photo.
He’s definitely stealing that printer on his way out the door.
He'll transport it in his 1920ies red pickup truck
Voyager’s Native American cultural advisor’s last act was to pick that sweater for Beltran.
Did Ethan Phillips have a contract requiring that his face always be obscured in this shoot?
Garrett Wang wins that contest alone, with those glasses and the gelled hair.
And whatever that shirt is made of.
He stole that outfit from the set of The Matrix
I reckon polyester-cotton mix. I had shirts like that for clubbing and they were hell on the nipples.
Oof, I remember reading that exact Parade in 1997.
It was cringe then. It's possibly slightly less cringe now because of the time capsule 90's-ness.
Casual BDSM with a router. XD
That is clearly Kodak's new Snapshot Photo Scanner. And WTF is a "router?" It's 1997; everybody plugs phone lines straight into the backs of their PCs!
Tom Paris looking like he's about to beat the absolute fuck outta that printer for giving him a PC load letter error.
Harry kim alone wins everything
I want to see Garrett Wang cosplay as himself from this article at Dragon Con in 2027.
Kes did not want to be there
Why is Ethan Phillips positioned like he doesn’t want to be in the shots? All the way in the back in one, then the back of his head, then behind a bar/pole?
For a split second I legit thought George Costanza had snuck onto the shoot lol
Harry couldn’t even be trusted to hold electronics. Have some magnetic tapes, ensign.
First of all LOL, but also those were CD-ROMs.
Damn lmao I tried.
It wouldn't be a big deal, except that they were very proud of their CD-ROMs back in '97.
Please tag this as a spoiler, I've never seen the doctor be so sexy before.
HP DeskJet printers. Those things were everywhere
Paris looks like he just got caught stealing a printer, while neelix is a little too comfortable using that camera if you get what I mean...not to mention that kes is only 8... 😒
press a button and work at home
*heavy breathing management noises*
I miss the old school You Don't Know Jack. Jackbox does scratch that itch though
Me looking at Kate: Can I get two phones? 🥵
EDIT: The computer has “Where No Man Has Gobe Before” playing. Or at least a screenshot.
Yup, I was already gay for Janeway* ... now even more so.
* currently reading the Voyager Past Imperfect series of books, so I'm really putting my money where my mouth is, there
This made my day
That Star Wars one is not even as 90s as the Hackers movie poster.
Who is in yellow?
Jennifer Lien (Kess)
Thanks
Thr prequels only win at Suck.
Mr Vulcan is smiling!
I can't recognize what character is in the lime green?
That's Jennifer Lien, aka Kes only without her atrocious short wig.
That woman had a hard downward spiral. I hope she's found some peace and happiness.
I can't even 😂
That Star Wars photo has such incest family vibes.
Lay off the porn, son.
I'm telling you, the princess is going to try to have sex with that child. It's not good man!