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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 104 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instead, Vance and second lady Usha Vance will travel to Salt Lake City to pay respects to the family of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, ...

Which one of those is more important to America?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Clearly he doesn't care about America so why start now? He and his friends are worried when the propaganda machine loses a part because it breaks down completely then Jonathan Donovan Vance will have to meet the people he oppressed.

[–] MU5T4N6@feddit.org 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Faster than he pulled out of the couch?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No? He never pulls out of the couch. He always finishes

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit, this thread is the joke I came here to make…

Do I need to be faster, or more original and clever?

Yeah, faster.

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Not as fast as Vance pulling out apparently...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I thought they were Swedish

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I'm sure there were going to be good guys with guns there, he shouldn't be so scared.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Scared much?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Darn. I was hoping to see him out in public. Coward.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dont Blame HIM! Guns are DEADLY! UNLESS they're in a Room full of Children then They're SAFE!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

But that's where most of the shootings happen.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wish his "dad's" best friend had pulled out at the last minute

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Not to worry, his pull out game is pretty weak. Ask his couch.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Was it outdoors?

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might have been some tough, scawy questions

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Did he say thank you?

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

It's not the same as a couch is it?

[–] lmdnw@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I just wish….

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

With that sniper's dream of a dome, I don't blame him.