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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago

C

That's just my usual ration plus some Indo-Asian spice in the mix. Perfect.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 170 points 1 week ago (7 children)

D has a ton of Asian goodness

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Also, D even gets the entire bay of Naples, in addition to the cuisines of 3-4 billion people. Anyone who wants anything from A can get anything from there in Oceania.

D is so OP, I cannot imagine anyone picking anything else unless they are basing their choice on where they live.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 52 points 1 week ago (7 children)

D is literally the only answer.

Greek, Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, Japanese. If you want something more western, there's Australian for some classic bbq or fish n chips. There's also a tiny sliver of Italy.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That’s only if you like those things. G gets you barbecue, Mexican, Peruvian, Cuban, every Caribbean island, Hawaii, French Polynesia, and several others it’s hard to tell from the map.

Of the things you listed from D I only like Greek, Italian, Chinese, and Japanese. And I can get all of those from Hawaii and California.

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Mediterranean, middle eastern, indian, Chinese, se asian. I can live with that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

+1 for D

It's literally where the world gets most of their spices ... the English fought wars for those places and those spices

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 97 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lots of peeps on the D train, so I’m going G. You’ve got the spiciness of Mexican and Caribbean paired with the savoryness of Guatemalan and Colombian. Jam packed with fish and chicken dishes. Ceviche, jerk chicken, jambalaya, fried plantains, cornbreads, tacos, and giant burritos. Southern Spain means you get paella chock full of shellfish and also Spanish olives. And in the far west you get a bit of Hawaiian flare, so a little bit of Japanese sneaks in.

Regardless D and G are S tier. E and A are A tier. Everything else is, well, a carb with sauerkraut and sausage.

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Plus G gives you some of the best of USAmerican food like all the bbqs, cheesesteaks, American chinese, and all the random fusions that occur in the la, atlanta, and dc metros!

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Easy D for me. It has Indian, Bangladeshi, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, and Vietnamese. I don't think I need anything else in life lol. Come to think of it, the only food I've had in the last month or so that isn't from D is pizza, but I can live without pizza.

(I'm Indian so there's obvious bias. But even if Indian and Bangladeshi food were removed, I'll still choose D. I'll be a little tempted by G because of Barbecue, but Korean barbecue is pretty great as well.)

[–] mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I dont think any other country would claim this, so I pretty sure this counts as Japanese pizza

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago

D without a doubt. Southern tip of Italy, Greek, Turkish, Persian, Pakistan, Indian, Chinese, Thai, Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Australian, just to name a few.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

D, hands down. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Iranian, Turkish, Japanese, Chinese. Literally my favorite foods

Edit: Also includes a little bit of Italy!!

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[–] devedeset@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

D or G

D gets you most of Middle Eastern, all of India, most of China, all of South Asia, most of Australia, most of Japan. Huge variety, extremely high number of options, lots of spice availability, lots of meat and nonmeat protein options.

G mostly because of Mexico alone. I've traveled there a bunch recently and the food game is insane. You also get the US South (which does have a lot of great food outside of deep fried everything), Spain, Portugal, and Morocco.

C gets an honorable mention mostly because of southeast Europe. That whole area has been a crossroads for a very long time.

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[–] kobaia@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

B You get italian food but still can have Surströmming

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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

D is honestly extremely OP

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (10 children)

G.

Love Mexican and south American food, Creole, Southern, Cuban…plus the US has stolen foods from around the world, so I guess I get to keep pretty much eating whatever.

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

D has all the good stuff. Middle Eastern, Asian food, even a part of Greek food. I don't really see any competition to that.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

D without a doubt. Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, parts of China. It's even got some Mediterranean in there. That's basically all I eat already.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

D, Italian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian are already 90% of my diet

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only options are D and G

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[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

D has virtually all god-tier food Asia has ever produced, plus a bonus of whatever culinary bullshit Australia vomits onto the world stage.

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[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

D because of the huge variety in food, and the tiny chunk of Italy means I still technically get Italian food :)

[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

B is being slept on in this thread. I mean, look at it - you get northern Italy, Germany, Austria, Hungary, the northern Balkans, Sweden, and Finland. If you like pasta, pizza, grilled meats, fries, potatoes, sausages, licorice, a mindbogglingly large number of breads and cheeses, etc. etc. you'd be stupid not to pick that region.

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[–] Runaway@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

I mean D is a powerhouse lol

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Has to be D. Last time I said Japanese and Mexican, but I forgot Iranian.

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This map is doing flavor gerrymandering with D.

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm torn between D and G. I love Thai, Chinese, Japanese, and Mexican/Central American cuisines, not to mention American barbecue.

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[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

D is probably the best region.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

D. Curry, Szechwan, vietnamese, thai, asian street food!, Teriyaki and Sushi all day.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lol can't go wrong with A. Snails, frog legs, shark, whale blubber, seal, dolphin, herring, fries and cheese. Truly haute cuisine.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

D gets Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Korean... why didn't you cut this in a way that gives the rest of the world any chance?

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

D is the obvious correct choice because the western food in Asia is superior to the Asian food in the west.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live in D, but regardless it's so stupidly stacked it's nearly impossible to choose anything else.

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[–] lustyargonian@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago
[–] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

H, because I'm in Canada, and the food would be cold before the guy from D got here.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (8 children)

It's gotta be G. Soul food, Mexican, fry bread, bbq, all the fruits from that region, yum.

I'm not big on Asian foods, I enjoy them well enough but the only thing I'd miss in D would be Indian.

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[–] joan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

D!!! Of Course??? Turkish, Greek, Indian, Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Irani, Indonesian, Vietnamese, Filipino.... E, C and G get honorable mentions but it really is not fair at all.

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[–] guy@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Husmanskost is one of the best cuisines but damn there's no contest against D.
Gimme the D for the rest of my life please

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

G, no contest.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

D or G because those both can grow coffee.

Tough call though.

D is lots of different Chinese regional dishes (Shanghai style, south China styles, Xi'an Muslim styles, and all the different dumplings); all the great Japanese food, Vietnamese food, Thai food, Indian food, Aussie and New Zealand wines, Aussie steaks, New Zealand lamb, Malay, Indonesian dishes, Cebu BBQ, plus Lebanese and Persian food. That is a lot of variety.

G gets you New Orleans dishes, California wine, Cali tacos, Tex Mex, southeastern USA BBQ, Low Country Boil, Mexican food, Caribbean food, central American, chocolate, and I am guessing Hawaiian dishes.

And now I'm hungry.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me, who knows how globes work:

I'm perfectly fine either way.

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[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

F is one of the best choices, but most people from the northern hemisphere will miss out because they never had a chance to meet our culinary.

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[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I must choose the very unpopular "B", for the sole reason that rest of the world is seemingly unable or unwilling to make proper sourdough rye bread. It is very, very delicious.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

D. Japan literally has so many random recipes that I get overwhelmed when deciding what to try.

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