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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I used to live in that guy's pants.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Having lived in Memphis, TN (the Western most point of the"pan"), I always wondered why i sometimes woke up with the taste of chef dick in my mouth.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the first-ever proper KFC was in...Utah.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

And then a couple years ago they tore down the original building rebuilt it in the exact same spot made it into kind of a museum/restaurant but it doesn't have the same nostalgia or feel as the original did.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Why did he deep fry his cock?

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Texas is a toilet bowl that drains into Gulf of America

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oklahoma is his mondo dumpy rumpy takin a poo

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

hmmm... Kansas is also a shirt for "actual American sized person"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I always thought it looked like some sort of gnome.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Doing too much. All you have to do is find the chicken leg shape near the midwest.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

“Pan”-is

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So he shits on Texas and pisses on Missipissi?

Gotcha 👍

As long as it doesn't come in contact with the chicken, that's fine by me.

[–] loie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

And the chef's name is Mimal, for Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago

i KNEW pansexual meant what i thought it meant!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is this a science meme?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah like mountains and rivers other stuff that actually exists

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If studyin rocks and dirt ain’t a science, well I just don’t know what the fuck is.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's my bread and butter. 🍞

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please don't eat rocks and dirt.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think the people who crave so are described as suffering pica

You mean like Ash Ketchum (?) when Pikachu misbehaves?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chef’s hat:

Canada: UMMM EXCUSE ME?

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How could Canada complain about anything when they're clearly underwater?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a big fat penis

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Florida has always been the most penis-shaped state tho imo. America's wang, if you will.

[–] radio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

They say they can't unsee it... but why would they want to? It gives the flyover states a sense of purpose.

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

That is a long Pan pointed at a Virginia

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should make a national treasure movie about this

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

The Quest for the Golden Tendie

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What state is the arm and hand?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're in the state of motion, obviously seasoning the chicken...

That's one euphemism...

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 1 week ago

It's the current state of confusion floating above the country.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

You just have to create a giant floating island and put it there, over those parts of Missouri and Tennessee.