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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My cat can easily be commanded to love who ever brings snacks

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's a double-edged sword though. The cats now love you and want to sit on your knee all of the time but also like to secure themselves with their unnecessary razor claws.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They get more docile when you ~~confiscate their bladed deadly weapons~~ clip the nails.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem is getting to the completion of that process while retaining as much blood and skin as possible.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

How are you doing it? Mine sit right through it and only get a little impatient near the end, but they know the drill. Even the stray cat let me do it just fine before we spayed her. I think she likes the attention.

Cats can be trained, but not via social means. Cats are not pack animals, they completely no-sell peer pressure. This is a hard pill to swallow for the world's packiest animal, the house ape.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

My mom's cat will literally punch you if you look at her funny not to mention saying her some shit. No chill at all. Cuddly as hell though.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

I sure as hell didn't give consent to being scratched and to be heavily allergic 🤷‍♂️

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only a controlling person would say such a thing.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Only a cat would say such a thing about a person.

[–] metacolon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I dislike cats because they don't respect my boundaries. Maybe they need a lesson in consent?

The thing about cats is that their concept of boundaries and interaction are wildly different from people and dogs. Cats seem like they know exactly who is allergic to them and seem to be laser guided right to them because a lot of the things you'd do if you're allergic to them come off as being respectful of their boundaries. What seems like disinterest to us seems like an open invitation to them.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Excuse me, I think you mean their boundaries. One does not own their own boundaries in the presence of cats.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah you can do the same thing with dogs. It's not a logical position, it's an emotional one.

Dogs are clingy in always want to lick you, gross. At least if cats lick you it's nice and dry.

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There are nice and dry cat tongues? All our cats had well lubed razors in their mouths. cute, but not a good feeling for more than one lick.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yeah well that was the point really. It has the same level of logic as the original comment just flipped around the other way.

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's true. We've literally seen the same humans who abuse humans abuse cats, or at the very least not care about their consent.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Their free will makes it all the nicer that they love me then

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. You earn their trust and it feels so rewarding.

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[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

yeah

and even if a cat doesnt love me it's not like they have to. im not entitled to them, still lobe them anyway cause theyre cute and awesome

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 days ago (7 children)

amazingly effective post for making unpleasant people out themselves

the fact that anyone can find cats unpleasant is absolutely incomprehensible, they're walking fluffy pillows that lay on your lap and rumble like an engine, literally living stuffed toys.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I agree with you but in the exact opposite way you’ve described. People who pretend that everyone who dislikes cats are unpleasant are the ones outing themselves here. You sound like children.

[–] GorGor@startrek.website 48 points 2 days ago (10 children)

You have never met an asshole cat?

Listen, I've had some great cats. One in particular was so chill and cuddly when he got diabetes and I had to give him insulin injections twice a day, he would jump up and then snuggle and purr after. Greatest cat ever. That cat had his own cat who was super skiddish with people. If you looked up scardy cat you wouldn't see a picture of this cat because he would run and hide if you pointed your attention in their direction, let alone a camera. They had radically different personalities. There are also asshole cats. Frankly a lot of them (kinda like people).

I think some people have interacted mostly with the assholes and choose not to continue, it's at least a bit understandable.

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As much as I love cats (literally in my username), there are certain valid reasons, at least for outdoor cats. In most countries they are not a native species and are thus predators the ecosystem isn't built for. If you keep them inside, though, it's all good!

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'll give a pass to those allergic to them. They have a physical reason to dislike cats.

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[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like a lesson in vanity & superiority complex. She has it in spades

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fully Agreed, honestly

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is some "seems good enough for social media" baseless blanket statement bullshit lol

It's reading into wayyy too much when plenty of evil and controlling people who love cats. Your binary (like/dislike) opinion of cats doesn't say anything about what kind of person you are

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I don't necessarily hate cats, but I can't stand to be around them because I am wildly allergic to them

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That is a completely valid reason. There's always the ballsack cats if you want to experience one.

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