Bang Margaret Thatcher.
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With a hammer? On the head?
Right? RIGHT?!
Bang! Bang!
Maxwell's Silver hammer
Came down
Upon her head
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Science has gone too far
read the user manual
Ah, so that's why people keep getting themselves trapped in there.
I'm going to go fuck myself. 😃
Also: your username cracks me up 🤣
Two chicks at the same time.
Simulate a holodeck.
Then simulate myself simulating a holodeck inside that holodeck.
Then...
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Honestly? The first thought that goes through my head is exactly how strong and responsive the force fields can get. IIRC they can do bullets, as well as the texture and movement of anything normal. So, probably some benchmark involving a bucket of paint I brought in. Start with the paint, then do weird things with the bucket.
Run Resident Evil 2 on it
Computer, show me the warp core!
5 minutes with Seven of Nine
Sit in silence for 4 minutes 30 seconds?
I would want to do so many things. I would want to do a ninja warrior type course, but with adjusted gravity or something. I'd make it into a gym with everything I need for my workout. That or maybe recreate a sports stadium and watch football from today, because I missed all of it? The possibilities are endless
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Used or new?
Fuck simulations of real-life environments, I’d run a fantasy RPG campaign.
Depends on what frame of mind I'm in. In a sufficiently devil-may-care mood, I might try and create a Moriarty. Or better, role play as one.
Or figure out how deeply it's possible to nest holodeck simulations before things get funky.
I could be a Q without any collateral damage. Torment Picard and Janeway. Get punched by Sisko. Roll it all back. Q's done the same.
Be a (male) Mary Sue in any TV show universe I've ever watched and not be judged for poor writing... Although O'Brien did appear to think he could discern sarcasm from the Enterprise computer from time to time.
And of course there's the thing that Riker, Barclay and LaForge, if not a good many of the rest of the crew almost certainly got up to in there... I'd be stupid to think I'd not try that at least once.
Find some way to jam the door so that no one can ever drag me out.
Head to Lordran