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[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ugh. I fought stages so hard in kerbal, that everyone I showed my rockets to recoiled in disgust. It's not my fault, guys! I have a pathological repulsion of 'wasting' items!

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does the extra fuel you used hauling around your entire launch vehicle not count as waste?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

Don't... don't make me cry, man. Not this late at night.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, but I don't think I've ever gotten past the 90 research cost mark, so I was always a little gimped in my approaches. One day I'll buckle down and really get into it. I'll need to find that research mod that makes it not so painful though.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The base research is trivial. Just do the random missions. They give so much in return, it's ridiculous.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

I just like building my initial crawler with like eight of every sensor to go around the space complex. I always thought that was a great bit of game planning on their part.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, did you ever feel regret when realizing how many items you wasted going for that approach? Just use a reusable booster stage.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, see, that's the thing! I put enough parachutes on, AND made sure I could hit the atmo enough to slowly drag my velocity down to an entry arc, AND had enough fuel to keep my velocity low enough at that point, that I never lost any parts, landed them all and recovered!

I was a horrible designer.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

BUT THE FUEL

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the earth is flat, nobody is going to carbonate all the oceans

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What? Why would someone turn the oceans into fizzy drinks? What if the fish don’t like fizzy drinks?

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago

Me to the fish:

1000010836

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Idk us land fish seem to like fizzy drinks just fine.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

You call that counterpoint? Bach's Mass in D minor. Now that's counterpoint!

[–] eta@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Countercounterpoint: SSTOs don't exist

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But a "moon landing" doesn't exist neither.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just because you’re too stupid to understand how something works doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Doubt you know how a car engine works either, yet there are a whole lot of cars out there.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please don't tell me you took that seriously.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Are flerfers smart enough to join a Lemmy instance? Genuinely asking

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good luck running an atmosphere optimized engine in vacuum.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I love this one XD

Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is

"I'd never vaccinate my kids, that's dangerous and irresponsible... I'll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse"

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

So you science nerds admit it!

[–] darvocet 1 points 1 month ago

This is similar to the successful black man meme.