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[–] i_give_u_worms@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wait, he calls what he does singing? it's more like a recitation of a top 40 song from at best a dozen years ago, why are we left with kid rock and no Chris Cornell?

[–] mudkip@lemdro.id 3 points 5 days ago

He had to refund all eleven tickets Original joke by: @fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 276 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Mamdani is making the city better already.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mamdani. I wouldn't be picky but Cuomo made it a deliberate act of disrespect to get his name wrong.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 181 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.

"Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away."

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 59 points 1 week ago

You sonuva bitch. I’m in.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 172 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guessing the real story is that the show didn't sell enough tickets to be profitable.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Had to be, otherwise it’d be a “we’re not backin’ down for no commies!” news release.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Damn, anyone catering to right wing has it really easy when it comes to PR these days

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it is so much easier to do PR when you don't have to cater to boring things like facts, but instead the lowest common denominator of very stupid people.

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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

How the fuck is Kid fucking Rock still relevant in any way? I thought he would have just disappeared into obscurity after the 90s ended. Do some people actually still give this guy their money for some reason?

Edit: How the hell does the "ba with the ba with the bang da bang diggy diggy - diggy said the boogie said up drop the boogie" guy have eleven studio albums? And who the hell are the 5.3M monthly listeners on Spotify? This blows my mind!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 136 points 1 week ago (7 children)

His listeners are the kind of people who know the age of consent in every state.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

https://genius.com/Kid-rock-cool-daddy-cool-lyrics

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see

Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)

What the fucking hell.

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His listeners are the kind of people who smoke newports through a hole in their neck.

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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't know what else people are supposed to play while banging their cousin in their pick-up truck.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the "ba with the ba with the bang da bang diggy diggy - diggy said the boogie said up drop the boogie" guy

Uhh

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ

Calling Kid Rock a talentless hack is needlessly insulting to talentless hacks everywhere. Just saying.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny how the people who suck at identifying communism are the people with a raging hate-boner for it.

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago
[–] Generica@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who don't pay their child support

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody of them

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who tattoo their kids

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people that beat their kids

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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This kills me every goddamn time. It's absolutely neighborhood "friend" (choices limited by proximity) threatening to "Goldberg" you if you don't let him "see your bike for a minute" but you don't let him because he treated his own bike like shit to the point that it's wobbly, bent, neglected garbage. He might be a bully if he were physically capable, but he's not, so he just hurls insults and most people feel like it'd be unfair to kick his ass for it.

And his mom is weirdly way too into Elvis Presley and makes him wear arm floaties in the pool.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 49 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A persons inability to differentiate between slightly progressive policies and communism, is a gigantic blood red flag indicating that they are a trash person and not worth talking to.

The most fair but unfavourable (according to them) interpretation of his policies would be socialist, to be a communist he would have to have been a dictator who seized power with force rather than democratically elected. But honestly it's debatable about whether or not the policies he is proposing go far enough to really be in the realm of socialist. It's basically just left wing progressive.

If it weren't for the fact that he was American no one would be batting an eye. Come to Europe and say those things and everyone would be "well yeah, obviously".

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He prefers to sing for Nazis and pedophiles.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we get a socialist mayor in LA?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Living in LA, I sometimes wonder who exactly is voting for all these right wing politicians. Everybody I actually meet in real life ranges from far left to moderate. Are they all hiding in the hills?

If you saw me in person you'd think I look like a cop. In other states, other white men casually say all sorts of fucked up stuff to me, assuming I'm on their side. None of that here.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure that all 4 people who were interested in seeing the NYC show are devastated.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

They already left…

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How is it possible to suck as much as kid rock?

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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I wouldn’t be that generous.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Another American who doesn't understand what communism is.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Average American can't tell the difference between Communism and Democratic Socialism, Exhibit A: ⬆️

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, I am hearing all good things outta NY right now. Mamdani is knocking the shit out! Came in absolutely swinging!

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Things just get better and better for NY.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

As if he knows what a commie is? Spoiled little rich boy who never grew up because he didn't have to.

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Good, stay the fuck out of NY you dirtbag piece of shit

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I only sing for Nazis - Kid Rock

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