The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good boy with a gun
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn't shoot shit.
Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.
Prequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hobo with a Shotgun' we present to you: 'Dog with a Shotgun'.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.
My father, an NRA ~~member~~ sucker that claims gun safety first, leaves a 12g fully loaded (buckshot) with one in the chamber and safety off in a soft bag with the zipper open right under him while he sleeps. He also has Parkinsons.
You're giving these people way too much credit by presuming they do any form of critical thinking.
He also has Parkinsons.
You can't make this shit up lmao
Number one rule of weapons safety, treat every weapon as if it were NERF.
So like the bullets are made of sponge?
I think they're making a joke.
Unless you are paranoid.
Even then it's dumb, but you can always load it if you think you will need it. It shouldn't be chambered all the time though. Guns are too dangerous to use like that.
Especially shotguns, most are notoriously not drop safe.
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This will be the most American thing I've read all 2025.
Blaming the dog????
Good boy
Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.
Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!
WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST
LMAOOOO
I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.
This was a scene in Plague Dogs that I thought was super unrealistic, a dog steps on a gun, which discharges into a man, and people blame the dog as if he shot the man on purpose. I thought it couldn't happen in real life.
Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.
You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.
Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.
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He forgot to buy a second gun to stop his dog from using his first gun against him.
Where were all the good dog gun owners to defend the victim?
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I mean, I like things that go boom as much as the next human. But how hard is it to; 1, not fucking literally sleep with the thing. And 2; leave it unloaded if you are‽
I'm always amused by the stories about loaded guns being confiscated at airports in people's carry on bags. The one place everyone should know that you cannot take a gun. Inevitably, they say, "I forgot it was in there."
Stories like these don't inspire my belief in safe gun owners. I'm sure they're out there, but so are a lot of idiot gun owners.
So this must be what the pigs are scared of when they're shooting people's dogs.
Poorest excuse for a friend accidentally shooting you. "My dog ate my homework."
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