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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

It would have been historically accurate if Dracula was drinking coke and wearing blue jeans and playing with nintendo cards when a party of a cowboy a samurai and a pirate invaded his castle.

And this time period was supposedly The Enlightnement, which jack shit of was taught in the school I went to as a kid. Sounds cool as fuck.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Men’s clothing keep getting shorter and shorter in the late Middle Ages/early modern period to the point where at court, their dicks could be seen. The solution was cod pieces, some of which were elaborate, bejeweled, erect penises. This trend ended in England when Elizabeth I fully came into her role as “the virgin queen”

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 25 minutes ago

Did someone say codpiece?

The way you phrased that, it's like the queen wouldn't fuck so dicks went out of style.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Vikings generally did a lot of trading and in some cases just kinda started to focus on trade instead of raiding taking advantage of the width and breadth of the Norse world. It wouldn't be impossible for goods from North America to be sold in a Syrian market, though I don't know if that did happen but we have found Norse Chainmail in an Inuit grave cache.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Sharks are older than the moon

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Walgreens the pharmacy that was ran by the family of the same name made their fortune selling Alcohol during the prohibition era. If you were well off your doctor would write you a prescription for booze which they would happily fill. They grew over thirty times their original size during this time.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

and now private equity is going to burn the candle at both ends until all the stores are spirit halloweens

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Paramount Pictures was created 1 month before Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 1 points 57 minutes ago

And look at them now... Scrubbing their backloga of anything that paints Nazis in a bad light.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Prior to their win in 2016, the Chicago Cubs hadn't won a world series since before the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

That's a good one. I should really learn more about the Ottoman Empire.

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

George Washington's Continental Army had a vaccine mandate.

Heroin was first synthesized in 1874. It's older than 13 US states. Sitting Bull and heroin existed at the same time. In 1898 it was sold by Bayer as a recreational drug under the brand name Heroin. Frederick Nietzsche was around for the heroin trade.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I've seen Bayer heroin tins in a few museums and was glad I lived in an era where you had to go to the work of calling your friend's brother Todd to take you to Corey's house to get high, which was way more trouble than it was worth.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 27 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Columbus' contact resulted in a 92% loss of population in North, Central, and South America. Mexico City area only just re-reached its pre-contact population estimate in the 1960s.

"1491" is a good read.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The sheer amount of people, knowledge, and culture lost in the Americas due to European invasion and their treatment of the native peoples makes me so sad.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 42 minutes ago

It is the greatest loss of human knowledge that we know of. Certainly the largest in the last 4000 years. It puts the burning of the Library of Alexandria to shame. Entire civilizations, and the sum of all their knowledge, gone. Wiped out. Practically erased from history. The Aztecs had a full writing system and a long recorded history, all burned to ash by the Spaniards just for the hell of it; only scraps remain.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The weird part about that is that Columbus was the third expedition to the American continent from the European continent.

First was a single Irish/Celtic(?) monk in the 800s. Second was Leif Erikson and his crew of "Vikings" in the 1100-1200s. Neither one of those caused widespread disease in the Americas, despite the fact that the monk made it as far as The Great Lakes, and Leif Erickson's expedition was cut quite short with them engaging in battle with the first natives they saw, resulting in the death of Leif Erikson as well as a few of his companions.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Who was the monk?

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

WWi's end and WWII's start were 21 years apart. This is not what it seemed like to me at all, I thought they were like 8 years apart or something.

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

And WW2 lasted 50% longer

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

My grandfather enlisted at 18 to fight in WWII. He was the second youngest of 13 siblings. His oldest brother died around age 18 in the flu pandemic that was going on during WWI. My reference point for the space between the wars has always been the time it took to have 13 children.

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