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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 27 minutes ago

Terrorism used to be cool. It wasn't about killing as many people as possible, but was aimed at wealth and wealthy

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

I once turned down a gangbang that would have been me and 6 girls because I felt a little hung over... That was 25 years ago, and Im still not over how monumentally fucking stupid that was.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It would have been historically accurate if Dracula was drinking coke and wearing blue jeans and playing with nintendo cards when a party of a cowboy a samurai and a pirate invaded his castle.

And this time period was supposedly The Enlightnement, which jack shit of was taught in the school I went to as a kid. Sounds cool as fuck.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Men’s clothing keep getting shorter and shorter in the late Middle Ages/early modern period to the point where at court, their dicks could be seen. The solution was cod pieces, some of which were elaborate, bejeweled, erect penises. This trend ended in England when Elizabeth I fully came into her role as “the virgin queen”

The way you phrased that, it's like the queen wouldn't fuck so dicks went out of style.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

Did someone say codpiece?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Vikings generally did a lot of trading and in some cases just kinda started to focus on trade instead of raiding taking advantage of the width and breadth of the Norse world. It wouldn't be impossible for goods from North America to be sold in a Syrian market, though I don't know if that did happen but we have found Norse Chainmail in an Inuit grave cache.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Sharks are older than the moon

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

Sharks are older than polaris, the north star.
They are older than trees.
They have traveled around the milky way twice.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Walgreens the pharmacy that was ran by the family of the same name made their fortune selling Alcohol during the prohibition era. If you were well off your doctor would write you a prescription for booze which they would happily fill. They grew over thirty times their original size during this time.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago

and now private equity is going to burn the candle at both ends until all the stores are spirit halloweens

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Paramount Pictures was created 1 month before Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 4 hours ago

And look at them now... Scrubbing their backloga of anything that paints Nazis in a bad light.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 29 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Prior to their win in 2016, the Chicago Cubs hadn't won a world series since before the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

That's a good one. I should really learn more about the Ottoman Empire.

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

George Washington's Continental Army had a vaccine mandate.

Heroin was first synthesized in 1874. It's older than 13 US states. Sitting Bull and heroin existed at the same time. In 1898 it was sold by Bayer as a recreational drug under the brand name Heroin. Frederick Nietzsche was around for the heroin trade.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I've seen Bayer heroin tins in a few museums and was glad I lived in an era where you had to go to the work of calling your friend's brother Todd to take you to Corey's house to get high, which was way more trouble than it was worth.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Columbus' contact resulted in a 92% loss of population in North, Central, and South America. Mexico City area only just re-reached its pre-contact population estimate in the 1960s.

"1491" is a good read.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The sheer amount of people, knowledge, and culture lost in the Americas due to European invasion and their treatment of the native peoples makes me so sad.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It is the greatest loss of human knowledge that we know of. Certainly the largest in the last 4000 years. It puts the burning of the Library of Alexandria to shame. Entire civilizations, and the sum of all their knowledge, gone. Wiped out. Practically erased from history. The Aztecs had a full writing system and a long recorded history, all burned to ash by the Spaniards just for the hell of it; only scraps remain.

[–] IlovePizza@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

From ChatGPT:

Several Indigenous civilizations in the Americas had their written records deliberately destroyed, while others relied heavily on oral knowledge that disappeared when communities were decimated. Here’s a clear breakdown of both types:


Civilizations Whose Records Were Intentionally Destroyed

Aztec (Mexica) Empire

  • Type of records: Pictorial and glyphic codices on history, astronomy, tribute, law, and religion.
  • Destruction: After the conquest, Spanish authorities, most famously Bishop Juan de Zumárraga and later Diego de Landa, burned almost all Aztec codices as “idolatrous.”
  • Survival: Fewer than 20 pre-conquest or early-contact codices survive.

Maya Civilization

  • Type of records: Highly developed writing system; texts on astronomy, mathematics, calendars, history, and ritual.
  • Destruction: Inquisition-era clerics burned “thousands” of books and idols; Diego de Landa’s auto-da-fé in 1562 is the most notorious.
  • Survival: Only four confirmed pre-conquest Maya codices remain (Dresden, Madrid, Paris, Grolier).

Mixtec Civilization

  • Type of records: Rich pictographic histories of dynasties, genealogies, wars, religious rituals.
  • Destruction: Many codices lost to Spanish burnings and suppression of Mixtec priest-scribes.
  • Survival: A few extraordinary codices remain (Codex Zouche-Nuttall, Codex Vindobonensis).

Inca Empire (Tawantinsuyu)

  • Type of records: Not written in books, but quipus—complex knotted-string recording systems for census, tribute, calendrics, and possibly narrative information.
  • Destruction: Colonial authorities destroyed many quipus, and forced conversion efforts suppressed quipu-keepers (khipukamayuqs).
  • Survival: ~1,000 quipus remain, but most without context.

Taíno (Caribbean)

  • Type of records: Primarily oral, but also ceremonial carvings (zemis), sacred objects, and chronicled songs.
  • Destruction: Spanish campaigns wiped out most of the population within decades; much material culture was destroyed or lost.

Muisca (Colombia)

  • Type of records: Mostly oral histories and sacred textiles and objects.
  • Destruction: Spanish suppression of temples and ceremonial items erased much of their intellectual heritage.

Civilizations Whose Knowledge Faded With Their Communities

These relied heavily on oral traditions or fragile local materials. When communities were devastated by disease, enslavement, and forced assimilation, their knowledge systems could not survive intact.

Mississippian Cultures (e.g., Cahokia)

  • No writing system; history was preserved orally.
  • Collapse accelerated by population loss after contact, long before written ethnography could record their traditions.

Ancestral Puebloans, Hohokam, Mogollon

  • Sophisticated sciences (astronomy, hydrology, architecture) maintained through oral knowledge.
  • Much was lost after displacement, missionization, and cultural fragmentation.

Wari, Tiwanaku (pre-Inca Andes)

  • No writing system; relied on knot-based or symbolic systems.
  • Knowledge of state organization and ritual life vanished after the societies collapsed long before Spanish arrival, and then post-contact disruptions erased remaining memories.

Nahua, Zapotec, Purepecha, and many others

  • These groups had writing or semi-writing systems, but much of what we know today survives only in fragments because:

    • manuscripts were burned,
    • priestly classes were suppressed,
    • or oral lineages were broken.

The Scale of Loss

Across the Americas, scholars estimate:

  • hundreds of languages vanished, each carrying unique worldviews and knowledge systems;
  • countless scientific, agricultural, ecological, and medical traditions were lost or fragmented;
  • many civilizations’ histories and lineages were erased or only partially reconstructed through archaeology.

It truly was a civilizational-scale knowledge collapse—yet also a story of survival, because many Indigenous peoples continue to preserve, revive, and rebuild these traditions today.

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Fuck ChatGPT.

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