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Milk is for babies. Cows' milk is even weirder because it's for baby cows.

For some reason back during the mid to late 2010s Peterson types tried to make milk manly and cool again. I guess it was to make fun of soy, the misconception being that soy is 'feminizing' or some other superstition that's long been disproven (also, bro, cows milk comes from cow boob and is full of actual mammal estrogen so it's probably more feminizing than soy anyway.)

But old-timey people knew what was up with milk. Milk is lame. Milk is for babies.

Go shit your pants, milk drinker lmao.

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

geordi-no unethical, non-vegan, cow-titty-juice

geordi-yes completely ethical. consentingly attained, lovingly milked, very vegan, cum

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

cum

there it is

bonk

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[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love milk and so did Castro

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well Castro was a STINKY DOODOO HEAD yeah I said it

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wasn't it because frothingfash only WHITES are STRONG enough to not be lactose intolerant! That's why there was that short lived meme of chuds chugging jugs of cow titty juice.

Nobody should be drinking cow titty juice other than baby cows, it's gross and so is the dairy industry im-vegan

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

That was why? Man, chuds are dorks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They were doing Viking LARPer shit back then and the Elder Scrolls Nords they got the LARPing ideas from ("SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!" frothingfash ) were using milk drinking as an insult all along. LITERARY ANALYSIS 100

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Skyrim is the worst Elder Scrolls game. Utter watered-down dogshit.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
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[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the fuck does any of this even mean? Are chud's brains just 100% brainworm?

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

i think you had to be following a few specific twitter accounts in 2017 to understand this fully.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Does he realize he's soyfacing

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't get it, What's the Asian food thing about?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was some kind of Twitter discourse in 2016 about how Asian food in white countries is kind of bastardized to meet white tastes and chuds took this as a claim that eating Asian food is racist. I can't understate how bleak and weird that whole era was.

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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

has this guy killed himself yet lol

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait not looking someone in the eye is a right wing thing? oh-shit

[–] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

this is so pathetic i'm dissolving

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] booty@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

downbear go vegan loser

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love milk. I drink a disgusting amount weekly. I once got to try truly fresh milk (completely different experience) and am now looking around for a farm nearby so i can do that thing where you own part of a cow and get milk w/o pasteurization.

Milk rocks. Seriously. You don't even know. If i ever get my fresh shit the world better watch out.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Don't people catch worms from drinking untreated milk?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Two birds, one stone my brotha!

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[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For some reason back during the mid to late 2010s Peterson types tried to make milk manly and cool again.

Would not be surprised in the slightest if this was an ad campaign by a dairy farmer lobby group. I'm pretty sure that's why bacon was so unnaturally popular

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I though the milk thing alt righters did was because it’s white?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

That's even stupider than what I thought it was lol

[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I drink milk, it's hard for me to eat enough to keep my weight up and a glass is like 160 calories, full of fat, sugar and protein, and has random dietary shit i sometimes worry about being deficient in like iodine

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I'll never forget the time I decided to share my joy with Hexbear over having lost 150+lbs after struggling with my weight - and correlating severe depression - trying about a dozen weight loss methods for more than a decade... and then got bullied for not being able to tackle this insurmountable challenge of my life while being vegan about it, lol.

It's so hard to describe how little control I have over eating... all the ways in which I've had to basically trick my brain into thinking I get to eat the way it wants while actually losing weight. Like, there have been moments in my life where I genuinely wasn't even able to stop myself from eating pastries out of an actual garbage can, even though I consciously did not want to do it.

That said, I'm gradually replacing things with vegan alternatives as much as I can, and recently discovered that tofu can, in fact, slap.

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fr it's a big deal for people with weight and anxiety issues. Though I've recently been buying vegan meals replacement shakes in bulk and packing the powder in the freezer. Comes out slightly more expensive than milk but has a better nutritional profile

Really wish they got better subsidies and I could buy it in a jug

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[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Milk drinking is why we have small pox. Milk drinkers stay losing.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Imagine honestly caring about what someone drinks

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As president of Piss Drinking International I'd like to thank you for your support

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will proudly defend your right to drink piss

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

our government ran a 'school milk' campaign that was so aggressive it convinced me, as a six year old, that my bones were guaranteed to break if i didn't drink a glass of milk every day

and my teachers still couldn't get me to touch that shit

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[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Even if you don't care about the 'morality' argument, drinking milk after preteen age is actively harmful to you. Its formula for development of your body mixed with chemicals for human consumption, one which starts working against you after you dont need it. Acne, allergies, and anarchy oh my! Don't drink milk after like 12 its not cool.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Chuds were drinking milk out of an incorrect belief that only white people can digest lactose. That was the entire thing.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Milk fucking rules. honk-enraged

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

The reason schoolkids get milk cartons for every lunch is literally dairy industry lobbying

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not drinking the tit cum, simple as.

Waterchads rise up.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Woul you shit your pants if you drank milk?

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[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (8 children)

It's a title I'd wear proudly personally, love me some milk n cheese. Alcohol is lame.

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